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Politics / Re: INEC Declares Rivers, Jigawa, Kaduna Lawmakers' Seats Vacant by tojahh(m): 11:59pm On May 17
porthouse7:
u dey disgrace urself in public, go back and read again

Na you know the meaning of wetin you dey think. I know what I wrote., I am not responsive for how you interpret it. So you can cry along sisy. grin
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Romance / Nairalanders Come To My Aid!!!!!?? by Crucialgem(m): 11:59pm On May 17
Am I a super human or It is just natural

The thing is they are times I just have this super functioning or hyperactive brain most especially when I take soda or high sugar substance at night.

My brain works extra, almost like a computer, ordinarily I don't really recall some certain time in the past to detail, but during this period my past comes to me like a flash and I remember things in detail up to the people attach to each event and what cloth they are wearing.

And when I focus on some certain story or scenario or content I plan multiple things and different outcome to it at a time, I like to develop frictional stories,movies and content for fun but have never had a platform to execute it.

What I am saying in essence is that, this night happens once a while but always make me think I am supernatural, ordinarily I could develop up to 4 business models and how to execute each stage till it becomes a proper company during this period but whenever I sleep and wake up all of it is gone.

I could write different songs with lines of lyrics during this period, but if sleep come and I wake up I dont remember this things.

The only ish to this thing is I won't be able to sleep till dawn my minds will be calculating and thinking of many things at a time.


Have anyone experience something as crazy as this let me know plsss.
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Autos / Re: Tokunbo Mercedes-benz Atego Garbage Truck @ 25.5m (negotiable) by Louiscars: 11:58pm On May 17
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Autos / Re: Clean Jetta For Sale by LordofNaija: 11:58pm On May 17
AceRoyal:
1.4M?

grin
The way people dey insult Naira ehh. I no blame them sha na Tinubu cause am

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Politics / Re: 11-Year-Old Tolu Invites Peter Obi To His Graduation, He Honours It (Pics) by merits(m): 11:58pm On May 17
Lizzysamuel:
Nice one

The man with an impeccable record. An embodiment of humility. Thank you so much for inspiring the younger generation 👋👋👋
Sakiru Bitter Obi 😅

Politics / Re: Nigerians Mob Peter Obi Onboard A Plane For Selfies (Video) by Johnthesuccess: 11:58pm On May 17
Lizzysamuel:


Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmDazTeof-Y?si=abwPeSLt7mzl991K

I thought Reno Omokri and co are de-marketing Peter Obi?😂😂😂



Which Nigerians,just say Igbo people on board.
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Autos / Re: 2008 Toks Standard Toyota Camry @5.880m by Louiscars: 11:58pm On May 17
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Jodera: 11:57pm On May 17
Leyqute:
grin
Tbh ehhh.

My mind is telling me same thing too. I don't know why but it's just so strong.
I never believed it's Tottenham sha. I was thinking between Fulham or West Ham.

Anyways, we watch. If it didn't happen, then it wouldn't be the first time someone's mind Is playing him/her tricks tongue
Autos / Re: Sparkling Tokunbo 2018 Toyota Highlander: Price : N32m by chuddy111: 11:57pm On May 17
Tgf
Romance / Re: How Do I Cope With Cheating Husband? by livebullet(m): 11:57pm On May 17
Calvary247:
My husband cheats alot.
I tried communicating with him to consider my emotional and psychological well-being but he didn't really take kin interest. I have wanted to cheat back but thinking of it disgusts me. Just help with a piece of advice that will help me.


Edited: File photo used for illustration

Have you done a self-audit... Sometimes the cause may be you.
Do you treat him like a man?
Or you want to act a modern woman.... you know una feminist agenda na.

Abeg I no fit talk o
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Weeps After Secretly Conducting A DNA Test On His Four Children by haphizz57(m): 11:57pm On May 17
Let her knw. Invite her family & let her defend herself. Show them d result.
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Politics / Re: There Is No Graduation Ceremony, Corona School Disagreed with Obi by Sergio103(m): 11:57pm On May 17
seunmsg:
Peter Obi is nothing but a shameless and irresponsible person who don’t know where to draw the line between politics and bring a responsible citizen. He plays politics with everything and that’s why he keeps getting disgraced everywhere.


You and your fellow nitwit are the disgraced ones.

Afterall..... Obi is just living his Normal life, but the headache is you guys own

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Health / Re: Nneka Onwuzuligbo: Dr. Anu & Her Clinic Convicted Over Client's Death by proeast(m): 11:56pm On May 17
GloriousGbola:
https://punchng.com/breaking-lagos-court-convicts-cosmetic-surgeon-adepoju-over-clients-death/





journalism is sadly dead. i had to go through three articles before i found what i was looking for




one year for malpractice resulting in death or a fine of 100k?

and dr adepoju is a straight up vixen



Is this the justice the foolish Babatunde Irukera was hyping about? This is rather injustice and a mockery.

Truly, journalism is dead in the country, just like most other things.

Spit!

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Agriculture / Re: I Want To Start Pig Farming In The North by YelloweWest: 11:56pm On May 17
ChatterHouse:

Another valid point

Those villagers are wicked, they intentionally relaxed curfew so that the so called Bandit will have a field day

After reeking my cattle farm, I think pig farming will be the best way for me to recoup my losses
I lost over 47m just last year

You may lose your life this time... don't try it!
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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reply To Most Companies In Lagos Are Own By Igbo by GoodLife4live: 11:56pm On May 17
Unaa don disgrace my NDI developer
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Agriculture / Re: Kwara Governor Abdulrazaq Launches "Home Farming For All” Kits by Holaomoakin(m): 11:55pm On May 17
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Properties / Re: Lands And Houses In Estates For Sale At Choice Places In Lagos. by chidiogo123(f): 11:55pm On May 17
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Islam for Muslims / Re: Misconceptions About What Makes A Muslim A Muslim by Pennilessword1: 11:54pm On May 17
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Politics / Re: Instead Of Peter Obi In 2027 Let The Power Return To The North by LexngtonSteele: 11:54pm On May 17
chopnaira:

Wicked 🤣

I dey find the picture of Peter Obi tiptoeing through a sea of filth. Make I reboot the malfunctioning sense wey that guy no even get.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Jodera: 11:54pm On May 17
Roland17:


This is why I encourage your camp to calm down and read positions before responding. From what I have been reading from your camp, you guys already have responses before even reading and understanding varying positions.

Again Jodera, let me reiterate for the umpteenth time, my solution is very clear and Barcelona have employed it. Do I think Arsenal will utilize my solution? No, I don't. Our history with him has shown me they will not but that is my own solution.

I have not asked for him to be fired now, however, an extension should not be offered "Right Now". Let him stay with the team until 2025 when his contract expires and we can evaluate based on results. During this period, the club should continue to back him financially. A lot will happen between now and 2025, but he absolutely has to earn that contract. Heck, if he wins the league this year, it absolutely without any doubt changes everything because he would deserve a contract extension in my books. We have declared losses in 5 consecutive seasons and are at the peak of our spending, that should bother every fan.

You guys need to understand that coaching a traditional big 4 like Arsenal comes with a lot. It comes with the territory bro, it is nothing personal. I want to win and if he is not going to get it done then we should take a different direction after his contract expires. You need to stop making all the excuses for him.

Currently, Arteta is the 4th longest tenured coach in the EPL with the same team, he will be 3rd when Klopp leaves

Arteta is the 4th highest earning coach, when Klopp leaves and depending on the numbers he will become top 2 in the EPL

Arteta has outspent City/ Liverpool over the last 2 season and a combined 700M during his time at Arsenal.

Finally, if you cannot provide proof of me recommending Mourinho as Arsenal coach, I need you to retract the statement, no need for apologies, it is not necessary to me.
First and foremost, I apologize and I retract that statement. I duly apologize

Anyways, we all have our different opinions cos I still don't believe Arteta should be sacked even by next season even if we don't win the league as long as there's a very very noticeable/markedly progress except it's for a coach who is at the very top of his game.

Arteta and Arsenal board agreed on a 5-phase plan and I believe when that plan is completed, we'll win this league— with or without Guardiola. I firmly believe so!!!

But then, let's ALL sheath our swords abeg. It's somehow getting ugly If it continues
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