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Snow White, Hercules, and Quasimodo (hunchback of Notre Dame?) were sitting at a table at a quiet cafe and talking about what made each of them special. Snow White, believed that she was the fairest lass in the whole world. Hercules felt was the strongest man in the world. Quasimodo considered the unsightly lump on his back and his, well, not so fine featurs and concluded that he must be the ugliest man alive. And he did feel special.

So they all agreed to go to God for confirmation and to meet up at the same cafe in 3 days to report what God told each of them.

The 3rd day opens with the duo of Hercules and Snow White already at the appointed table. Snow White was alll over herself in a hand held mirror and cooing: "I'm the fairest lady in the whole world, I know because God told me so." Meanwhile, Hercules had her up in the air by simply picking up her chair by one leg and holding onto same with just 2 fingers; all the while growling: "I'm the Strongest man in the world. I know, because God told me so". Just then, they realised Quasimodo was not with them. As they were begining to wonder what could be wrong with him, he stormed into the cafe, practically belching smoke and yelling at the top of his voice: "WHO THE HELLLLLL Is OBJ!!!

lol. . .i actually got you. . .funny

Remixed lol.

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What is 'ìsú'.

lol, omg, OBJ no be small thing oh

The man is a monkey in a human suit.

*i believe some fiful are flaying wit pire*

Abeg, leave the man alone,he's no longer in power, let's start to hear Yar 'adua jokes.

Yaradua is not bad as obj.

Time will tell.

U guess so.

liar! aboki is handsome, checkout the pointed nose like mine

hes handsome though a sickler we can give dat to him, as for obj hmmmm well hes a creature also

, are u implying that OBJ is the "ugliest" man??
una go kill person here with laughter