Dis is d Story of a Warri Boy!!!

My name is Ogaga, I travelled Abuja 2 see my uncle at 8am d secretary told me to come back by 2pm dat Oga is not around. So I had to hang around. By 1pm I was so hungry cos I've not eaten since morning & I was left with N200 & no local canteen around to eat Fufu or Eba. All I saw were big hotels. My eyes began dazzle me,so I decided to find a solution. Infront of me was a powerful 5 star hotel, I clean my ruff shoe adjusted myself
& entered d hotel. At D lobby d waiter askd me "are u here 2 see somebody or u want to lodge in? I said my name is Star & was lodging,he told me d least room is 47k per night. I said no problem,"dis place is lovely just like d hotel I
slept yesterday in Dubai on my way to d US. He said welcome sir. I asked can I pay in hard currency cos I've not changed my dolls, he said Ok. Where is ur restaurant I need 2 eat 1st I asked,he then leads me to d restaurant &told d
chef to treat me well & dat I just got back from d US! D chef welcomed me & gave me Menu list,I ordered 4 Pounded yam, Efo riro, Snail & catfish! D chef told me it will be ready in 30mins time. I askd 4 d bar so I could step down b4 d food was ready, he pointed me d executive bar mainly for VIP's,I requested 4 assorted pepper soup spanish red wine. I
drank 2 bottles of d wine & 2plates of soup & d bill was 34k,I moved on to eat my food & d bill 4 food was N40k cos I collected extra plate & total was N74k. But I had just only N200, sweat gathered suddenly in my face despite d A/C.
Dey began 2 suspect dat I didn't hav money,so d security & staff began 2 gather around me. I said 2 my self 'STAR' man nor go die here oh. I dialled my 2nd phone wit my 1st phone, I picked & said loudly, "yes Mallam d bomb is still wit me & will explode in the next 2minutes & I shouted loudly,"Allah Akbar, I'm proud to be suicide bomber". B4 I dropped my phone I didn't see anybody in d hotel again.

Laugh wan kill me die. Who no like life.

Nice one!

9ce one

hahahahahahalwkmd

Lmao!

Ahahahahahah LWKMD

Chai! God go punish u! Ha, this is a very good one, very innovative, am still laffn though

FAIRY TALE? ABI NA DREAM?.......not funny

I onli like d part,wey say sweat gather for hm face

I don die for laffffffffffff oooooooooo

o boy u no dey fear!!!. that's gud 4 dem.abi na only dem sabi money?.

u dey talk from experience

hehehehehehe. Joke of d year!

toygod2: FAIRY TALE? ABI NA DREAM?.......not funny

I onli like d part,wey say sweat gather for hm face

Bros abeg park well jare, this is one of the best jokes I hav seen, not the rubbish we all post here...... Abeg go hang ur prriccckkk on top spinning ceiling fan,,,,,,,

Lagusta:

Bros abeg park well jare, this is one of the best jokes I hav seen, not the rubbish we all post here...... Abeg go hang ur prriccckkk on top spinning ceiling fan,,,,,,,

Another Joke in here....

Nice one OP

~vicky~:
u dey talk from experience

Anyone that you say but I'm not
a worry guy but an Akure guy.

Lagusta:

Bros abeg park well jare, this is one of the best jokes I hav seen, not the rubbish we all post here...... Abeg go hang ur prriccckkk on top spinning ceiling fan,,,,,,,

You are right as I'm sure that this is
such of our joke that sensible admins
need to take to frontpage other than...

Are you all feeling what I'm feeling?

I didn't laugh.

Lagusta(m) Bros abeg park well jare, this is one of the best jokes I hav seen, not the rubbish we all post here...... Abeg go hang ur prriccckkk on top spinning ceiling fan,,,,,,,

Somebody dey find me trouble.........Tank goodness,i dont converse wit a low life. Go get a life ,den come bak

Nice joke OP

if na me i for no run,i catch am.

clichy12: if na me i for no run,i catch am.

whom do you want to run from.

This icons has navigated right into my heart.