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Mohammed And Gabriel by shadrach77: 1:19pm On Jul 27, 2012
AKPORS and GABRIEL were lost in the
Sahara Desert. They were
dying of hunger and thirst. While
wandering they arrived at an
oasis that looked like an Emirate
with a Mosque in the middle.
Akpors said to Gabriel "Let’s
pretend as if we are Muslims,
otherwise we will not get food
or water, Akpors said he is going
to call himself Mohammed" but
Gabriel refused to change his
name, he said "my name is Gabriel
and I will not pretend to be what
I am not."
When they got there, the Imam
of the Mosque received them
well and asked for their names.
Akpors said "my name is
Mohammed" and the other said
"my name is Gabriel". The Imam
turns to the helper of the
mosque and said please bring
food for Gabriel only. Then he
turned to the other and said
"well Mohammed I hope you are
aware that we are still in the
Month of Ramadan?”
Akpors just faint.

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