some i have heard

the food is deliciousing me.
this food is very interesting.
my father and mother is the same urhobo.
I was talking to you and you was paying deaf.
1;2,3 both of you come here.
everytime,everytime i see biscuit and sweet paper everywhere, is it me that licking it.
Almost died of laughter the day i heard this one,i have being seeing you around the department and my eyes have being piercing you,i really likes you.