This is an Interview
Dialogue i overheard in my working place yesterday. Its an interview between an officer in a department and a candidate seeking for job.

Officer: What Is Your Name?.

Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Tell Me Properly.

Candidate: Modape
Pakurumo Sir

Officer: Your Father’s
Name?.

Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Does That Mean?.

Candidate: Moshood
Pakurumo
Sir

Officer: Your Native Place!

Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Is It Makurdi Purum?.

Candidate: No, Minna Port Sir.

Officer: What Is Your
Qualification?

Candidate: M P. Sir

Officerangry) What Is It?.

Candidate: Metric Pass.

Officer: so why do you need a job?.

Candidate: M P sir.

Officer: meaning?.

Candidate: money
problem sir.

Officer: whats your personality?.

Candidate: MP sir.

Officer: would you
explain yourself and stop wasting my time?.

Candidate: monacrotic
personality.

Officer: I see no wonder. I will get back to you later. . .

Candidate: sir, how's my MP?.

Officer: and what's that again?.

Candidate: my
performance.

Officer: MP!

Candidate: m-e-a-n-i-n-g?.

Officer: Mental
Problem

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