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Abeg Come See Gbege by dlex21(m): 4:35pm On Aug 02, 2012 |
A young woman was serving life sentence in prison. Angry and resentful about her situation, she had decided that she would rather die than to live another year in prison. Over the years she had become good friends with one of the prison caretakers. His job, among others, was to bury those prisoners who died in a graveyard just outside the prison walls. When a prisoner died, the caretaker rang a bell, which was heard by everyone. The caretaker then got the body and put it in a casket. Next, he entered his office to fill out the death certificate before returning to the casket to nail the lid shut. Finally, he put the casket on a wagon to take it to the graveyard and bury it. Knowing this routine, the woman devised an escape plan and shared it with the caretaker. The next time the bell rang, the woman would leave her cell and sneak into the dark room where the coffins were kept. She would slip into the coffin with the dead body while the caretaker was filling out the death certificate.. When the care-taker returned, he would nail the lid shut and take the coffin outside the prison with the woman in the coffin along with the dead body. He would then bury the coffin. The woman knew there would be enough air for her to breathe until later in the evening when the caretaker would return to the graveyard under the cover of darkness, dig up the coffin, open it, and set her free. The caretaker was reluctant to go along with this plan, but since he and the woman had become good friends over the years, he agreed to do it. The woman waited several weeks before someone in the prison died. She was asleep in her cell when she heard the death bell ring. She got up and slowly walked down the hallway. She was nearly caught a couple of times. Her heart was beating fast. She opened the door to the darkened room where the coffins were kept. Quietly in the dark, she found the coffin that contained the dead body, carefully climbed into the coffin and pulled the lid shut to wait for the caretaker to come and nail the lid shut. Soon she heard footsteps and the pounding of the hammer and nails. Even though she was very uncomfortable in the coffin with the dead body, she knew that with each nail she was one step closer to freedom. The coffin was lifted onto the wagon and taken outside to the graveyard. She could feel the coffin being lowered into the ground. She didn't make a sound as the coffin hit the bottom of the grave with a thud. Finally she heard the dirt dropping onto the top of the wooden coffin, and she knew that it was only a matter of time until she would be free at last. After several minutes of absolute silence, she began to laugh. She was free! She was free! Feeling curious, she decided to light a match to find out the identity of the dead prisoner beside her. To her horror, she discovered that the person she was lying next to was the dead caretaker abeg...whats next 4 her |
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by walexydon(m): 4:45pm On Aug 02, 2012 |
na real gbege...she don die be that |
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by dlex21(m): 11:27am On Aug 07, 2012 |
lol |
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by 234GT(m): 7:15pm On Aug 07, 2012 |
Make she bite the man for ear well well. Why him go die for that kind time? |
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by bashydemy(m): 9:17pm On Aug 07, 2012 |
Omo na real gbege i swear and if she shout nobody go hear |
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by Thankme(f): 10:03pm On Aug 07, 2012 |
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by Lagusta(m): 10:16pm On Aug 07, 2012 |
oh my GOD, the woman don turn to living dead |
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by drlaykay(m): 10:20pm On Aug 07, 2012 |
OMG |
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by nyekks: 10:46pm On Aug 07, 2012 |
234GT: Make she bite the man for ear well well. Why him go die for that kind time?234GT pls can I get in touch with u. I nid u to do me a favour. My email is agimonyeka@yahoo.com Thank you. |
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by toygod2: 12:07am On Aug 08, 2012 |
chai......she is a goner too |
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by VivaSplendor(m): 7:36am On Aug 08, 2012 |
Comedy - tragedy..... Got me cryin rather dan laffing |
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by dlex21(m): 9:07am On Aug 08, 2012 |
Viva Splendor: Comedy - tragedy..... Got me cryin rather dan laffingcryin ke |
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by andicod1st(m): 10:44am On Aug 08, 2012 |
The story does not even sound realistic enough..she couldn't have survive as long as (to be lenient) 30minutes after the grave was sand-filled again. |
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by dlex21(m): 12:29pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
andicod1st: The story does not even sound realistic enough..she couldn't have survive as long as (to be lenient) 30minutes after the grave was sand-filled again.are u finkin its a true life story? |
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by Murphy7h4: 1:14pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
Good point |
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by walexydon(m): 4:29pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
Murphy7h4: Good pointabi |
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by dlex21(m): 2:19pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
lol |
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by Exponental(m): 11:20am On Aug 17, 2012 |
@ op, since u know d details, why not rescue her |
Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by dlex21(m): 5:52pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
Exponental: @ op, since u know d details, why not rescue hersince u now know it...be my guest |
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