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When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by Nobody: 10:52pm On Aug 02, 2012

yeah i just wanna say a happy world brest feeding day to you all.. ehem no be small tin oo dis qwesion just dey my mind bcus some pipo wey i know today dem mama no breast feed dem wella na why dem dey bhv anyhow for we nigeria oo even 4 inside nairaland oo,

take for example

dani1luv na only 2 months na em en mama tk brest feed am na why en nor dey hear word quick quick

bright007:: dat one en mama no even brest feed am.. i lie?

booqee::: over brest feeding , e reach like 4 yrs b4 she stop oo

bin gbagbo::: till now en neva stop grin

bunmioguns:: 7 yrs

jackpot:: 2 weeks

idowuogbo:: lol.. dat one na she brest fed en mama self...

hehehe

pls drop d ones u know

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by nikkyshyne(f): 11:03pm On Aug 02, 2012

Dumb thread lipsrsealed

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by Nobody: 11:05pm On Aug 02, 2012

nikkyshyne: Dumb thread

see dis panel beater oo.. na my fault wey ur mama no gv u exclusive brestt feeding?

mtcheew angry

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by engrtee(f): 11:14pm On Aug 02, 2012

So idowuogbo waz born wit a wel developd bwest, so te im wama come colect

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by realsammie(m): 11:32am On Aug 03, 2012

@op...no be ten ten naira cowbell u drink as a baby grin

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by Nobody: 12:56pm On Aug 03, 2012

realsammie: @op...no be ten ten naira cowbell u drink as a baby

hahaha! Here is d joke! grin

@op.
>Donkollione: Dis one, im mama dey flat chested..so ee no see beta boobi suck. acc to realsammie, na ten naira cowbell dem give am.

>jackpot: Dis one na adopted pikin. Beht d woman wey pick am for dustbin still try sha. Na dog milk d woman give am.

>bright007: Dis one still dey suck b.reast up till now. He even still dey pee and shit for body sef. undecided

>dani1rough: two days. Das why im no know book.
grin

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by Nobody: 12:30am On Aug 04, 2012

booqee: hahaha! Here is d joke!

@op.
>Donkollione: Dis one, im mama dey flat chested..so ee no see beta boobi suck. acc to realsammie, na ten naira cowbell dem give am.

>jackpot: Dis one na adopted pikin. Beht d woman wey pick am for dustbin still try sha. Na dog milk d woman give am.

>bright007: Dis one still dey suck b.reast up till now. He even still dey pee and shit for body sef.

>dani1rough: two days. Das why im no know book.

lol!!!

my lollipawpaw i don miss u oo.. i kno say u no miss me too. why? embarassed

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by Murphy7h4: 1:34am On Aug 04, 2012

Thanks for sharing.

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by Nobody: 11:10am On Aug 04, 2012

realsammie: @op...no be ten ten naira cowbell u drink as a baby

see the real joke here cheesy

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by dani1luv: 11:47am On Aug 04, 2012

and she wants this to be on the front page? undecided

Booqee, donkeylion, una fall hands undecided

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by jackpot(f): 7:40am On Aug 05, 2012

booqee: hahaha! Here is d joke!

@op.
>Donkollione: Dis one, im mama dey flat chested..so ee no see beta boobi suck. acc to realsammie, na ten naira cowbell dem give am.

>jackpot: Dis one na adopted pikin. Beht d woman wey pick am for dustbin still try sha. Na dog milk d woman give am.

>bright007: Dis one still dey suck b.reast up till now. He even still dey pee and shit for body sef.

>dani1rough: two days. Das why im no know book.

boobsqee dear, i know your chest milk factory can supply an entire village with natural milk.

If i say you're loaded, I hope you knew what I mean?

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by ismokeweed1(f): 10:08am On Aug 05, 2012

The day my mum took the nipples out of my mouth is the day I put the 'weed' into it

And its been that way till date, no regrets

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by toygod2: 3:57am On Aug 06, 2012

N.B,please, wot about those who fed themselves with the unmentionables?
Abi dem no dey?

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by Nobody: 7:37am On Aug 06, 2012

toygod2: N.B,please, wot about those who fed themselves with the unmentionables?
Abi dem no dey?

you mean pipo like you??

Well ur own case na something else. undecided

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by jackpot(f): 3:33pm On Aug 06, 2012

booqee: you mean pipo like you?? Well ur own case na something else.

boobsqee dear, i know as your own sag reach, if you sef bend am it can enter your mouth! tongue

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by jackpot(f): 3:34pm On Aug 06, 2012

booqee: you mean pipo like you?? Well ur own case na something else.

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by bright007(f): 8:44pm On Aug 06, 2012

jackpot: boobsqee dear, i know your chest milk factory can supply an entire village with natural milk.

If i say you're loaded, I hope you knew what I mean?

errrr...cousin this your post just won nigeria's first gold at d Olympics...pls tell boobsqeee to supply nigeria athletes participating in d olympics with her soured milk...I bet they will bring all d medals back home.

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by Nobody: 10:10pm On Aug 06, 2012

i-smoke-weed:
The day my mum took the nipples out of my mouth is the day I put the 'weed' into it

And its been that way till date, no regrets

*faints*

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by toygod2: 5:31am On Aug 07, 2012

booqee(f) you mean pipo like you?? huh Well ur own case na something else. undecided

Hey lil baby,wont u remain sitted in that ur wheel-chair. till u have enoff strenght,after been hit while on your bam-bialah work. tongue

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by Nobody: 7:24am On Aug 07, 2012

toygod2:

Hey lil baby,wont u remain sitted in that ur wheel-chair. till u have enoff strenght,after been hit while on your bam-bialah work.

could u pls speak english? I don't understand gutter language. Thanks

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by toygod2: 11:02pm On Aug 07, 2012

booqee(f) could u pls speak english? I don't understand gutter language. Thanks

Too bad,i realised late.Girl,half-education kills faster than diseases and ammunitios LOST SOUL grin

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by Nobody: 8:04pm On Aug 08, 2012

toygod2:

Too bad,i realised late.Girl,half-education kills faster than diseases and ammunitios LOST SOUL

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by toygod2: 4:31am On Aug 10, 2012

~vicky~(f): huh huh huh huh huh

Baby, u wanna beef me but all yu do is trip................I LUV U TOO grin

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by Nobody: 9:21am On Aug 10, 2012

toygod2:

Baby, u wanna beef me but all yu do is trip................I LUV U TOO

love wantintin

Re: When Did Your Mama Stop Brest Feeding You? by toygod2: 4:00am On Aug 11, 2012

******** GBAM *******

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