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Dandy-pastor-have You Been To Church Lately? by dekung(m): 2:22pm On Aug 05, 2012 |
Jekwu Ozoemene wrote: Dandy-Pastor (Have You Been to Church Lately?) Have you been to church lately? For our Dandy-Pastor’s nuptial vows As expected, he cherry-picked from the good Lord’s vineyard Who, but the dashing, urbane, sexy, and witty Not for him, Mgbeke* or Ugly Betty! Have you been to our airports lately? Dandy-Pastor acquires a chariot of fire (Not for the Lord’s chosen a vehicle for hire) To whisk him in a whirlwind up to heaven Thirty-three thousand feet above mere mortal’s level (Thirty-three million dollars worth of pleasure and opulence) No-skin-pain, our rich God’s work is worth such indulgence Dandy-Pastor, whose chariot is this, I’ll like to know Speak out now or we’ll rant, smite the waters, fast from now till tomorrow Others will whisper, “Who made him King?” behind their sleeves But that will achieve or end nothing I believe A tenth of our earnings feed his lifestyle That’s why the sin-chariots will fly daily across the night sky Probably ferrying the lovely Bathsheba While poor Uriah bleeds to death on the frontlines Whose glamorous garment is this anyway? The same garment that healed by touch, for free, no pay? Or could the cost of his exquisite English Tom Ford The broad-shouldered couture of his German Hugo Boss Hand-tailored garments of French Yves St. Laurent Provide Medicare to thousands of his pitiable flock? Christ! Whose mercantile church is this anyway? All yee vassals to swashbuckling buccaneers Is this the Lord’s vineyard that we were all promised Or the Tithe Collector’s awe-inspiring fiefdom? So I ask again Have you paid your tithe lately? For Dandy-Pastor’s chariot needs more fire Mummy’s wardrobe a new attire And the Good Lord’s vineyard Leeched, withering away, left to die Originally published in 2009 as part of the anthology ‘Shadows of Existence’ by Jekwu Ozoemene |
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