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| Na Waa For Omo Nna Dem by mrofficial(m): 8:41pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
These Igbo people sef! my people can you see? Dis Ibo People Sef! A Nigerian business tycoon was at a social gathering where other moguls and wealthy men were present. The Ibo businessman looked for all ways to oppress the other rich men who were present at the gathering. Just for that foolish reason, he sent for his driver and had this conversation with him: Driver, go to my house, not the green one, the red one. Not the red one in Ikoyi, the red one in Victoria Island. Not the one in Adeola Odeku, the one on Etim Iyang Cresent. Not No. 22, but No. 11. You will see a black gate, fling it open. You will see a green Honda Civic . Perpendicularly, adjacently opposite to the Civic is a blue Toyota Carina E. It is not that one. Trigonometrically, geometrically, hypotenously 90 degrees to the 306 is a Mazda 929 . It is not that one. The Madza is very close to a regular Benz, the regular Benz is behind a 406, the 406 is beside Volvo S40 which is in front of a Honda Accord blocking a Toyota RAV4 opposite a Honda CRV? that makes a crescent to the Prado Jeep. On getting to the Prado Jeep, make a diagonal sharp turn to the left extreme right top corner, on your way to where I parked the M-Class. Very close to the E-Class in front of the Beast at the back of the swimming pool is a lovely S. Type Jaguar. Don't touch the bonnet. Go to the boot, fling it open. You will see red, white and blue briefcases. The red one contains dollars,10 million dollars. Don't touch it. The blue contains pounds, 8 million pounds. Don't touch it.? The white one contains Naira, 500s, 200s,100s,50s, 20s, 10s denominations. I arranged them in hierarchical order. 500 Nairas in first layer, 200 Nairas in second, 100 Nairas 3rd layer, 50 Nairas 4th layer, 20 Nairas 5th and 10 Nairas top floor. Take one 10 Naira. Go and use it to buy pure water, and don't forget to bring my change. Have a nice day !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I do not know if this joke has already been posted in here i got it from a friend so i decided to share it with nairalanders |
| Re: Na Waa For Omo Nna Dem by MrTurkey(m): 8:45pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
damn, the guy must be stinkingly rich meeen |
| Re: Na Waa For Omo Nna Dem by topeteadr(m): 9:21pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
Hey this is damn hilarious. |
| Re: Na Waa For Omo Nna Dem by clemcykul(f): 10:02am On Dec 18, 2007 |
i dont mind sendn my aplcation to his pocket  |
| Re: Na Waa For Omo Nna Dem by Eagleangel(f): 2:02pm On Dec 18, 2007 |
Na wa 4 dis rich man wey need change upon all d property him mention |
| Re: Na Waa For Omo Nna Dem by ndubest(m): 2:58pm On Dec 18, 2007 |
i wan laff diee oooo  nice joke |
| Re: Na Waa For Omo Nna Dem by clemcykul(f): 5:17pm On Dec 18, 2007 |
i beg which time u wan die  population n nairaland is too much! i beg die giv room NB i dont mean ur preson nn life u hear kwo? gud! |
| Re: Na Waa For Omo Nna Dem by ituen(m): 1:37am On Dec 22, 2007 |
good joke |
| Re: Na Waa For Omo Nna Dem by Nella(f): 7:53pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
Lol! good one, |
| Re: Na Waa For Omo Nna Dem by tjtj1(m): 9:29pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
old funny news |
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