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| What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by gentlefuck: 11:02am On Dec 18, 2007 |
I love dis girl small, no b big, n i no know wetin i go take do xmas 4 am. |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by Migines(m): 11:22am On Dec 18, 2007 |
A pin-point narrow nozzle rifle and an 18carat 2ft sword. |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by nawa1(m): 11:25am On Dec 18, 2007 |
give her a p*ssy licky |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by Migines(m): 11:35am On Dec 18, 2007 |
Ewwww. |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by koolsasy(f): 2:19pm On Dec 18, 2007 |
give her a gentlefuck, afterall,its ur user name |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by chidipupay(m): 2:47pm On Dec 18, 2007 |
why u go look 4 wetin u go give am, better give am ur prick, abi no be beta xmas gift |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by saucekid(m): 3:13pm On Dec 18, 2007 |
chidipupay: *blunt and to the point* |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by clemcykul(f): 3:46pm On Dec 18, 2007 |
bla bla bla will do the job  hope ur kondo is not sour  gentlef>ck indeed! |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by faweiey(m): 5:33pm On Dec 18, 2007 |
i agree with what koolsasy advice but be careful in given such gift item. |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by topeteadr(m): 6:13pm On Dec 18, 2007 |
Follow koolsasy's advice. |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by richo(m): 7:15pm On Dec 18, 2007 |
a girl luvs wen her guy achieves more than she expected.tear her butt up let her know dat u can achieve mor than a gentle fuk |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by Migines(m): 7:26pm On Dec 18, 2007 |
Perverts! Freaking perverts! @gentlefuk u can also buy her broom and parker. Christmas is coming she'll nid them to "clear" things up. |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by topeteadr(m): 12:58am On Dec 19, 2007 |
Gentlefu*k. Ok give her bla bla bla bla bla till she faints. |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by benjay1(m): 1:58pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
@poster I think they now sell fairly-used brains @ Ladipo. Try and buy yourself some. Your girl will really appreciate that. |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by ndumart: 2:05pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
give her a surprise gift.sthin she never expected like an aggressive f**k or a cool acid bath. |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by nellyblack: 4:00pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
I think this is the time for u 2 show that u love her by taking her out 4 shopping and spoil her a little bit,and make her know that this season is a time 4 sober reflection by doing so she takes you 2 be a responsible guy. |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by kaka23(f): 12:28pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
abeg give am belle if u like am well well |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by benjay1(m): 12:32pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
@kaka23 I guess you are talking from experience. |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by sholashola: 5:18pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
Three hot and DIRTY slaps will do |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by Migines(m): 5:26pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
gbam!! |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by saucekid(m): 5:30pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
add pepper spray to the list |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by Phiniter(m): 9:05pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
you can buy her mosquito coil, I see say malaria dey worry you for brain, she'd appreciate it very much, |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by topeteadr(m): 11:03pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
Get a sniper riffle and start snipping any mosquito that comes near her. |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by gentlefuck: 4:55pm On Dec 27, 2007 |
i guess, i'm gonna guve her what i'm gud @, n dat is GENTLE FUCKING.(or should i make it more faster?) |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by ThugLife1(m): 5:02pm On Dec 27, 2007 |
gentlefuck: Are you on drug? |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by Migines(m): 5:06pm On Dec 27, 2007 |
I dont think so, hes just high on garri. |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by ThugLife1(m): 5:34pm On Dec 27, 2007 |
Migines: |
| Re: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by clemcykul(f): 11:00am On Dec 28, 2007 |
@miggie lol garri indeed!! |
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