Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,281 members, 7,818,950 topics. Date: Monday, 06 May 2024 at 08:49 AM

Best Aging Portion! - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Best Aging Portion! (570 Views)

Thoughts On Aging / Thoughts On Aging / Aging Gracefully (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

Best Aging Portion! by alleviate2002us(m): 4:20pm On Aug 07, 2012
A man and his wife receive a
letter from their daughter who
went to study,
overseas.
My beloved Parents, I miss you so
much.
I don't know when I'm coming
home, but it seems
not anytime soon.
It breaks my heart to think that by
the time I get back you'll be too
old.
So enclosed you will find a bottle of
a portion I have invented.
It
will make you young, so when I
return you'll be the
same age as I left you.
NOTE: "Please take only
one drop".
So they open the envelope and in it
there is a bottle with a red portion.
The husband
looks at the wife and says: "You go
first." So the wife opens the bottle
and takes a drop, there after
the husband follows. Indeed they
turned 5 years
younger.
A year passes and the daughter
returns
home to find her mother young
and beautiful,
carrying a baby on her back. The
mother proceeds
to tell her daughter how the
portion worked and made her look
young. The daughter is delighted
and asks about her father. "Your
father, my child,
got so jealousy that I was young
and beautiful so
he drank the whole bottle." "So
where is he?" asked the daughter
"Oh, that's him I have on my
back."....
Re: Best Aging Portion! by kinkie(f): 5:43pm On Aug 07, 2012
Wow.....nice joke!
Re: Best Aging Portion! by alleviate2002us(m): 6:01pm On Aug 07, 2012
@kinkie, thanks alot dear!
Re: Best Aging Portion! by 234GT(m): 7:02pm On Aug 07, 2012
Correct
Re: Best Aging Portion! by alleviate2002us(m): 10:15pm On Aug 07, 2012
234GT: Correct

thnks man
Re: Best Aging Portion! by toygod2: 12:11am On Aug 08, 2012
seen bfo tho.......still funny

(1) (Reply)

Lmao!! Breaking News / Where we are still proud to be a nigerian. / Xmas Exchange Rate

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 11
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.