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Best Aging Portion! by alleviate2002us(m): 4:20pm On Aug 07, 2012 |
A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study, overseas. My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a portion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. NOTE: "Please take only one drop". So they open the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red portion. The husband looks at the wife and says: "You go first." So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they turned 5 years younger. A year passes and the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the portion worked and made her look young. The daughter is delighted and asks about her father. "Your father, my child, got so jealousy that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle." "So where is he?" asked the daughter "Oh, that's him I have on my back.".... |
Re: Best Aging Portion! by kinkie(f): 5:43pm On Aug 07, 2012 |
Wow.....nice joke! |
Re: Best Aging Portion! by alleviate2002us(m): 6:01pm On Aug 07, 2012 |
@kinkie, thanks alot dear! |
Re: Best Aging Portion! by 234GT(m): 7:02pm On Aug 07, 2012 |
Correct |
Re: Best Aging Portion! by alleviate2002us(m): 10:15pm On Aug 07, 2012 |
234GT: Correct thnks man |
Re: Best Aging Portion! by toygod2: 12:11am On Aug 08, 2012 |
seen bfo tho.......still funny |
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