FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN
LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness
but its more comfortable to cry
in a Mercedes than on a
bicycle.........

2. Forgive your enemy but
remember the bastards
name. .........

3. Help someone when they are
in trouble and they will
remember you when they're in
trouble again..........

4. Many people are alive only
because its illegal to shoot
them..............

5. Alcohol does not solve any
problems but then again,
neither does milk........

Anybody cares to add more?