JOKES!
2 Boko haram members blew themselves up and went to heaven. In heaven an angel saw them and ask the two why they checked in so early. The first one replied 'I got to upset wit life and jst wished my pain will end so I decieded to blow myself up for God's sake. The second said 'girls were nt into me like that cos I am really ugly and i know that in Heaven I will get all the nice babes all for free.
The angel said to dem u both are ryt, paradise is really that good u'll have all wat u desire here.
There were 70 virgins for both of them 140 in all. The 2 to terrorist where so happy and got ready to check-in their rooms wit the ladies. In the room the boko guys discorvered that their private organs were gone they ran to the angel and complained. The Angel said that only guys without private parts are given the virgins. See as boko vex tell angel 'whalahi I go kill u if u kno give me my thing'!!!