On Children's day where a lot of children gathered having fun, an argument ensued btw 3 children, a Briton, an American and a Nigerian.

Briton: My father is the fastest, he can shoot a gun and before the bullet reaches the wall, my father gets to the wall.

American: (Hisses). Is that what u call fast? We live in a 20-storey building and my father can drop a ball from the 20th floor and before the ball touches the floor, my father runs thru the stairs and catches the ball.

Nigerian: (laughs) Is that what u people call fast?. My father is the fastest becos he closes at work by 4pm and gets home by 3.30pm.

superb
you are damn funny.

cool

I'm lmao.

kooooool

But for a man to leave work that early, two things are involved, either his wife is damn fine and he can't wait to see her.
Or
He has a match to watch.

Or what do you guyz think ?

I think u're sick.

@ben
he's a civil servant.

@TT i wud have replied your comment, but i dont talk to teddy bears.

Lol!he's definitely a civil servant. .

Whatever.

nice poster, welcum to da crew

hahahahha lol guys see tj-tj welcoming som1 else, remember how u started

Teadr first in history u got nuffin to say on a first degree assault

@clem incase you haven't noticed i rule this joke section.

Atleast datts wat YOU think.

tell him the fact!

, some joke

:d

ben~jay:

@clem incase you haven't noticed i rule this joke section.

u joined like 3mths ago and u ruling who?

clemcykul:

hahahahha lol guys see tj-tj welcoming som1 else, remember how u started

Teadr first in history u got nuffin to say on a first degree assault

hey clem, i being around but posting jokes

@ben
if u truly run things around here, u wunt actually av to say it.

Migines:

@ben
if u truly run things around here, u wunt actually av to say it.

@clem incase you haven't noticed i rule this joke section

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aha hahaha lol
i no fit laugh finish


Who gave you the head of the Rats?

mdstockens,
the head of rats

my laf dey hang

Ben, r u dreading.

I hope u know u still hv ur father here (migs).
So stop dreaming lol.

wow.
Like i said, I know how to make everyone start talking.
That's what i mean dudes.

Sup. Wer u on vac or somn.


Dat stuf u wrote up der waz a mistake ryte?

Yeah man been flexin real tight.

You guyz just didn't get what i meant.

Well i hope we didnt.

hmmm,
Man look. all i meant was that i know how to liven the whole place up.

I am out now man, Enof activities up here.
peace-out.

POST

damn funny joke,i hope You wrote it.
yea Civil servant

You guys r contesting d king or what??
I know Migines n Ituen are consistent for the few times i check around.
But 1 love people,team work ok!