2011/2012 Examination
Answer All question
1)The full meaning of MTN is (a)milking those nigerians (b)mumu them nigerians (c)maga them nigerians (d)all of the above
(2)As fast as usain Bolt,as dangerous as bokoharam,as illiterate as patience jonathan,as clueless as (a) goodluck jonathan (b)pastor bakare (c) nasir el-rufai
(3)president jonathan went to jamaica to (a)dance reggae (b)smoke jamaican marijuana (c)to find a second wife (d)all of the above
4)Pastor T B Joshua always prophesies (a)after the deed has been done (b)before the deed has been done (c)as the deed is being done
(5)Only in Nigeria (a)will a fisherman's son become president (b)will your girlfriend demand a blackberry before sex (c)will a corrupt politician be given chieftaincy titles (d)all of the above
(6)If you impregnant a nigerian soldier's daughter (a)run for your life (b)go and claim the baby (c)go and give testimony in the church
(7)If Mikel obi is 23yrs how old am i (a)67yrs (b)75yrs (c)89yrs
(I am something i sleep in the day and work in the night what am i (a)prostitute (b)a armed robber (c) a witch (d)all of the above
(9)The term maga don pay is associated with (a)naija politicians (b) mtn (c) yahoo yahoo boys (d) all of the above
10)The chance of a nigerian politician going to heaven is (a)100 percent (b)30 percent (c)no percent
11)The term islam is a religion of peace is an irony true or false

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