A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots
a
beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very
embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed
her
little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't popup right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the
salesman
greets the lady with, 'Good day Madam. How may we help you today?'

Very uncomfortable, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been
there at the time of her little "accident", she asks, 'Sir, what is the
price of this lovely bracelet?

He answers, "Madam", if you farted just looking at it, you're going to
shit
when I tell you the price

Ha ha ha ha! U got da ryt.

Yea. .got me shitting all over. .lol

Got me cracking.

:d ;d :d ;d :d

Mess Shit, see as this Thread just dey smell.

hmmm very hilarious lol

smelly thread indeed!

Lol.

;d ;d ;d

ben~jay:

Mess Shit, see as this Thread just dey smell.

Like you

Person deh touch cobra tail.

@phiniter In good spirit of the season, i will pretend i didn't hear that.
But try am again and see wetin go happen here.

@ben u like quarrel, i sure say na face me i face youu dey live

phinter in good spirits first in history!

@ben u like quarrel,

Phiniter, u're eating more than u can chew.

TT pls slap out the nonsense he is chewing

*SLAPS*
benji,na u get cobra tail ^{abi u just dey denge pose}

Clemcy, he's been eating sh¡t this days, and all effort to make him spit them are effortless.

okay TT uve done a gr8 job!

Thanks.

cool

nicely done poster

ben~jay:

@phiniter In good spirit of the season, i will pretend i didn't hear that.
But try am again and see wetin go happen here.

You can't do more than a dead piece of chalk

@TT
Na your fada de eat shit

ol boy take it easy ok teadr u he said ur pa eats sh!t and u let him be
chei this is so unlike u teadr

He knows say them no born am well to talk unless I'd give im more shit to eat

Phiniter! phiniter! phiniter!
U deh program trouble o.

If TT 's a trouble, then forget it, I don programme im already so no way wey im go be an kinda trouble for me

_{*makes sure dagger, guns, nifes are in place*} I no too trust that guy, im fit carry some of those toy guns whe im mama buy am for xmas

@Phiniter Come i just dey pity u as u lekpa like moppin stick so. See as you be like wetin UNICEF dey advertise for TV.

If life don tire you and you dey find who go kill u, just go hug transformer. and spare me d stress.

Or go drink fleet.

^{pats migs on d back}
That's anoda good option.

*talkn sternly*
Comoooot dat hand if u no want make e wida. I be ur pikin?

Lol, This one wey u don dey talk like naija pastors, e be like say u get plans of opening anoda scam church.

Lmao.
Na my pastor deh yan am
"any evil finger dat will touch u, may d finger wither"