auwal87: Only in Nigeria will a Nigerian come to a Nigerian public forum and list all Nigeria's problems without citing any solution

You are so right my fellow Nigerian. Nigerians always cite problem not the answer. It is time we stop talking and time we start taking action

Only in Nigeria u will find reckless driving and bad roads and yet no improvement. . .

only in nigeria

Only in Nigeria will citizens sleep in darkness for 3 days but yet finds no problem with it.

Only in 9ja that electorates don't have choice on who rules them

Only in nigeria people vote purely based on ethnicity.

Only in nigeria u will c d moderator (nairaland)put thrash in d front page

felifeli:

Thank you my brother. Obviously the poster has been only in Nigeria

Tell me whr else all d bullshit happens scumbag

Only in Nigeria will you find pot holes on a new road three months after construction! N D D.... take note

eyenCalabar: Only in Nigeria that a somebody would talk from the anus.

Only in Nigeria that a church member would like his Pastor to be poor while politicians are rich.

Only in Nigeria would somebody be speaking rubbish against his only religion.

Only in Nigeria that a Christian would like to die poor like this poster.

you are a fool.

Only in nigeria will u see leaders adopting foreign immoralities but abandoning their good governanc

ediko5:
you are a fool.

omoeast: Only in Nigeria will vice president's wife's cousin wedding will cause road closure

Only in Nigeria will a pastor acquire 4 private jet for himself only and members take danfo(public bus) to his church

Only in Nigeria church now owns Oil stations,TV stations,Hotels,Banks etc and the revenue goes where?

Only in Nigeria will president's wife travels to neighboring country with 32 aides

Only in Nigeria will corrupt leader will go to jail for a year and ended up in a church for thanksgiving

Only Nigeria will president gives actresses and actors National Honour

Only in Nigeria will 365 people receives national honour in a year

Only in Nigeria will a man embezzles 1 billion naira and ended up being right side of the president and another man steals two thousand naira and ended up being in kirikiri for 7 years without any case

Only in Nigeria you will be a local government chairman for 8 years,moves to house of assembly for 8 years,moves to state house for 8 years then move to Aso rock for 8 years and finally go back to your village to be the king

Only Nigeria has 36 god fathers

Only Nigeria President will change a name of a University that has been named before the birth of his grand father and change it to his friend's name

Only in Nigeria at 21st century there are cities with no light

Only in Nigeria,you will use a government plate number because you friend is in Power

Only in Nigeria will police commissioners be guarded by Military

Only in Nigeria you will be jailed but allowed to serve your own jail in your house or anywhere of your choice

MAY GOD HELP NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS

lol.

Nigeria slayed by a Nigerian.

naijaboy4life:

You are so right my fellow Nigerian. Nigerians always cite problem not the answer. It is time we stop talking and time we start taking action

Thank u jare, dnt mind all d pple saying 'only in Nigeria' as if its only in Nigeria that it happens

lawaol2003:
Tell me whr else all d bullshit happens scumbag

I cant believe there are pple that actually think these things happen only in Nigeria. Mtcheww

fubbyy:

Only in nigeria will som1 only finds errors in other people's speech but didn't comment on the topic

n u'v done it again swty..u skipped english classes or wat?

Is only in Nigeria that someone has come out in the Public to say He is the PRESIDENT of HOMO & ILLUMI........C.BOY

Only in nigeria d presidents are older than d country herself.
Only in nigeria that a judge will discharge & acquint a thiefing politician who has 100 counts charge.Only in nigeria that d pesido will said he dont give a damned & stay put.
Only in nigeria that NNPC will be importing crude oil.
Only in nigeria that police,army/politians will be drivin agst traffic.

Only in nigeria that soldier will be guarding a bloody civilian politians.
Only in nigeria that govt.spent $16biln on power but no light 2 show 4 it.
Only in nigeria that kabiru sokoto can escape frm well armed truck load of mopols.
Only in nigeria that a senator salary is more than us president,uk pm own.
Only in nigeria that a thief is sentence 2 death 4 stealin #2000 while Looters are havin a field day.
Only in nigeria that all the private generators combine can generate more mega watts of electricity than PHCN.
Only in nigeria that fed.govt.spent 70% of budget on recurrent expenditures.only in nigeria that that exconvicts,drug baron,419 becomes presido,gvnors,MPs.

only in naija dat a state Governor wud make a 4th tier of Government..........IMO TINS

Only in Nigeria, will someone Sit back and poke nose into other people's Business, and get Jealous..
Only in Nigeria will someone Keep complaining and talking without Doing anything reasonable.. If u dey vex, Take an action and stop Mumbling.. #Look Closer.

its only in Nigeria that that the president will use #45m for kitchen equipment.

afam4eva: It's only in Nigeria that people fear the police more than armed robbers(in some cases)

not true. being black in america while driving ? black men in america fear the police seriously. you can get stopped and shot or have drugs planted on you. police can end your life in an instant either through killing you or planting drugs and hence them locking you up for 30 years. happens all the time

buzugee: not true. being black in america while driving ? black men in america fear the police seriously. you can get stopped and shot or have drugs planted on you. police can end your life in an instant either through killing you or planting drugs and hence them locking you up for 30 years. happens all the time

I heard about this too. Btw, do you now live in the states, because i remember say you be pen cinema guy.

Only in naija will a serial loser assemble people to kill innocent nigerians to make the government ungovernable.


Only in naija will some people want an elected president to resign because he is working for the benefit of the people


Only in naija will some people take up on the president over he is from the south south refion of the country

Only in naija will people write rubbish about the president on open forum and dullards will concur without verification.

Only in naija will self acclaimed clergy leave the message in the Bible and focus on the first family of the land.

Only in naija will a serial loser assemble people to kill innocent nigerians to make the government ungovernable.


Only in naija will some people want an elected president to resign because he is working for the benefit of the people


Only in naija will some people take up on the president simply because he is from the south south region of the country

Only in naija will people write rubbish about the president on open forum and dullards will concur without verification.

Only in naija will self acclaimed clergy leave the message in the Bible and focus on the first family of the land.

Its only in Nigeria that someone buys a fone and expect other pple τ̅☺ recharge or suscribe for them


Its only in Nigeria a University 4yrs program ends after 7yrs.

Its only in Nigeria U̶̲̥̅̊ see the pages of Newspapers that Billion of Naira has been earmarked for a project and at the end nothing is been done.

Its only in Nigeria you will see somebody cos a problem for him or her self and go ahead τ̅☺ blame GEJ.

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buzugee: not true. being black in america while driving ? black men in america fear the police seriously. you can get stopped and shot or have drugs planted on you. police can end your life in an instant either through killing you or planting drugs and hence them locking you up for 30 years. happens all the time

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All these ones are happening there and U̶̲̥̅̊ guys are comfortably staying there. Wahala D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ o.

Right on point my brother. Eg, they make us pay parking tickets and tell us its done in the US and UK. Don't they notice that in the US and UK there is constant electricity, water, good roads, schools and medicals? Why don't they copy the things that will bring comfort to the masses? Cos it will involve them sharing the nation,s wealth beyound their wives and underage girlfriends and their inner personal persons. But anything the western world does that can help them gather wealth, they quickly implement.

tpapi: Only in nigeria wil a pastor convert his church 2 a political platform

It is only in Nigeria that religious leaders shy away from the truth and act as if all is well with the nation, their state, their congregation and their environment!

Only in Nigeria will someone rule for 8yrs and wish to have 3rd term. Only in Nigeria will a ship loaded with crude oil get replaced with water on the ocean. Only in nigeria will the president of court of Appeal be removed from office just becos he said presidential election was rigged.

Only in Nigeria will wives of Assembly members travel to London for training in 'Husband Support'
Only in Nigeria will a governor of the same State as above, in a strange co-incidence, arrange meetings with 'prospective investors' in London at a time when the city is busy hosting the Olympics and his in-laws are there (for months) for medical treatment
Only in Nigeria will the same governor return and set out again for Saudi Arabia to perform the 'lesser hajj', whatever that is.


Only in Nigeria will mothers-in-law move into their children's home and establish a dictatorship.
Only in Nigeria will parents-in-law search for a replacement wife/husband for their married children even while the spouse is still alive.

its only in nigeria that someone will bash ur car and come out and prostrate and everyone expects u 2 forgive.

its only in nigeria that ur employment letter says 5pm bt the actual closing time is 6pm

Only in Nigeria will you have Committee looking into Committee,
into Committee,
into Committee,
into Committee,
into Committee,
Committee,
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Only in Nigeria will government construct roads without a drainage system.

buzugee: not true. being black in america while driving ? black men in america fear the police seriously. you can get stopped and shot or have drugs planted on you. police can end your life in an instant either through killing you or planting drugs and hence them locking you up for 30 years. happens all the time

Arrant nonsense. Law abiding black men have nothing to fear the police for in the U.S. Stop spewing rubbish. Like chris rock said, there are black men and there are N**gers