A wife
went on holiday
leaving the husband
behind. The husband
got so Hot one day
that he decided to try
the maid who
had just come from
Nsukka village and who
seemed clever. ... He
called the maid to his
bedroom where he had
taken off his pants, he
pointed to his manhood
when the maid arrived.
Husband: Do you know
what this is?
Maid: (actin Shy) Yes
Husband: Do you know
what it s for?
Maid:Yes
Husband: show me. The
maid immediately
dropped to her knees
held the item with both
hands
drew
closer and opened her
mouth. The husband
was shivering with
anticipation . The maid
then began,"My name is
Chinasa , I'm 23 years
old and I'm from
Nsukka. I
want to make a shout-
out to my parents,mr
and mrs Chigozie, my
uncle, Broda
NnamdI aka' chop my
money and MY auntY,
MRS IFEOMA, I would
also
like to tell my boyfriend
Johnny that I miss him.
Can u play me Ashawo
by Flavour Nabania?"
Then finally says to the
man," Oga,take your
microphone I'm
through...