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Parrot & Ekaitte by anekemary: 9:44pm On Aug 11, 2012 |
Ekaitte went to the store to buy a parrot trained in the USA and asks the sales person; "What's so special about this parrot ?" Sales person says: "This parrot is a genius and can answer any question" Ekaitte asks the parrot; "How do I look?" The parrot replies; "You look like a fuckin slut?" Ekaitte gets pissed off and tells the sales person that its a very rude parrot and she cannot buy it despite it was trained in the USA. The sales person tells Ekaitte to wait for 2 mins... The sales person takes the parrot to the back of the store and shoves the parrot into a bucket of water and when he pulls the parrot out he says; "if you disrespect the lady out there again i'll soak you back in water" and takes the parrot back to the store. Th sales person apologized to Ekaitte and says she can ask the parrot another question. Ekaitte: "If I come home with one man what would you think?" Parrot: "He's your husband" Ekaitte: "Two men?" Parrot: "Your husband and his brother" Ekaitte: "Three men?" Parrot: "Your husband, his brother and your brother" Ekaitte: "Four men?" At this time the Parrot turns to the Sales person and says: "Bring back the fucking bucket of water I already told you she's a slut!!!" LOBATAN!! 1 Like |
Re: Parrot & Ekaitte by Tsmooth1(m): 10:01pm On Aug 11, 2012 |
Mtcheewwww!!!! |
Re: Parrot & Ekaitte by afib4all(m): 10:14pm On Aug 11, 2012 |
a slut indeed aneke mary: Ekaitte went to the store to buy a parrot trained in the USA and asks |
Re: Parrot & Ekaitte by wissezy: 1:41am On Aug 12, 2012 |
Rofl |
Re: Parrot & Ekaitte by toygod2: 2:24am On Aug 12, 2012 |
LOL..........and dis is wot is called, A JOKE ![]() |
Re: Parrot & Ekaitte by NnamdiN: 10:33am On Aug 12, 2012 |
5 star Joke. Very matured |
Re: Parrot & Ekaitte by Homar(m): 8:06pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
Lolarotflol |
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