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| Any Last Request? by ThugLife1(op): 5:47am On Dec 21, 2007 |
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, "fire!!" |
| Re: Any Last Request? by Migines(m): 7:44am On Dec 21, 2007 |
Lmao. Maybe, just maybe, they will interprete it as normal fire. |
| Re: Any Last Request? by salinco(m): 7:52am On Dec 21, 2007 |
;d ;d ;d |
| Re: Any Last Request? by benjay1(m): 9:59am On Dec 21, 2007 |
dumb ass blonde.  |
| Re: Any Last Request? by clemcykul(f): 10:59am On Dec 21, 2007 |
i love blondes but theyre sensible and smart |
| Re: Any Last Request? by sholashola: 5:56pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
Who does not understand that she needs there fire  |
| Re: Any Last Request? by saucekid(m): 6:01pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
*dumb blonde* |
| Re: Any Last Request? by oghos2k(m): 7:14pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
dumb joke.must have heard it like a thousand times |
| Re: Any Last Request? by surugede(m): 7:42pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
oghos2k:then keep quite and pass by. i know u r one of does dump ass blonds |
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