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Respect by Migines(m): 4:26pm On May 29, 2008
An unmarried man goes up to a love-vendor and says,
"I want a hooker." So the love-vendor shows him one
woman and says, "50$." The man says no that’s
too much. The love-vendor shows him a 25$ one. He
says no. He comes to a 1$ one and says yes.

The love-vendor says O.K. but you have to wear a
black condom. He says O.K.

The next day he comes back and does the same.

The third day he comes back and asks, "Why do I
have to keep wear a black condom?" The
love-vendor replies, "To respect the dead."
Re: Respect by actoor(m): 5:03pm On May 29, 2008
its cool, hope u ill have a better ones? shocked
Re: Respect by Migines(m): 5:16pm On May 29, 2008
well just keep checking'em
@clem
hws ma baby girl duin?
Re: Respect by clemcykul(f): 9:41am On May 30, 2008
aww miggs tot u no longer knoe me.

good joke u gat there am as kool as eva kiss
Re: Respect by Migines(m): 10:10am On May 30, 2008
Heyy baby, i gotta be damned to 4get u. Jst sed to drop by once again.
Re: Respect by clemcykul(f): 11:09am On May 30, 2008
am glad u did *hugs*
Re: Respect by Nobody: 4:35pm On May 31, 2008
Dead
Re: Respect by toygod2: 11:00pm On Jul 21, 2012
chai

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