Once upon a time, the greatest President in the world was a Nigerian by the name, Goodluck Jonathan.

His luck was so great that during his reign, the country's currency exchanged for N160 to a dollar, as compared to 1996 when the country had a paltry reserve base of $4b but the exchange rate was N80 to $1.

Petrol sold for N97 a litre as opposed to N11 a litre in 1996.

And the country's sports was so great, at the pinnacle of the continent that the Olympic team won NOTHING at the London 2012 games as opposed to 1996 where Nigeria won a PALTRY 2 golds, 1 silver, and 3 bronzes. Infact, the male and female soccer teams REFUSED to qualify for the 2012 games because frankly, they are the best and needn't go prove themselves at the world stage.

The 2016 Olympics in Brazil promises to be a great one for Team Nigeria because Goodluck Jonathan who will be in his 6th year in office will deploy his luck to ensure a successful outing for the country. With the help of T.B. Joshua, Team Nigeria has been assured 100 golds, 100 silver medals, and 100 bronze medals in 2016 to beat USA & China!

A great achiever from Otuoke. . .

dat is wht is called satarical irony. d writer saucitly capture d situation. we are only first in graft ad other forms of jiggery pokery. dot 4get dat tru dis olympics , millionaires hav bin made dey dot kia wht other Nigerians feel. d fact remains; as far as dis block heads kip ruling us, d Naija of our dream wil remain a mirage! what a country!

comrade oscar: dat is wht is called satarical irony. d writer saucitly capture d situation. we are only first in graft ad other forms of jiggery pokery. dot 4get dat tru dis olympics , millionaires hav bin made dey dot kia wht other Nigerians feel. d fact remains; as far as dis block heads kip ruling us, d Naija of our dream wil remain a mirage! what a country!

your father is a block head that is why he would neva achieve what GEJ has achieved.is it only in this administration that nigeria didnt win anything in the olympic?, is nigeria the only african country that didnt win a medal in the olympic? Am sure other african countries. That didnt perform well did not call their president block head.if your father was so smart why didnt he contest and win the seat of the presidency in NIGERIA!.and if ur answer is NO to the 2 questions I asked Ʊ then ur father is not only a block head he wasted his sperm giving birth to a simpleton.

lol

yuzedo: A great achiever from Otuoke. . .

LOL @ I've been doing nothing for years!

We should cut this man some slack. Nigeria's problems started long before he became deputy governor.

Well, he's the 'figure head' and will bear the brunt of public dissatisfaction.