Three americans and three Nigerians are
traveling by train to a conference. At the
station, the three whites each buy tickets
and watch as the three nigerians buy only a single
ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one
ticket?" asks an american.

"Watch and you'll see," answers the nigerian.

They all board the train. The americans take
their respective seats but all three nigerians
cram into a restroom and close the door behind
them. Shortly after the train has departed, the
conductor comes around collecting tickets. He
knocks on the restroom door and says,

"Ticket, please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm
emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes
it and moves on.

The americans saw this and agreed it was quite
a clever idea. So after the conference, the
americans decide to copy the nigerians on
the return trip and save some money (being clever
with money, and all that). When they get to the
station, they buy a single ticket for the return
trip. To their astonishment, the nigerians didn't
buy a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?"
says one perplexed american.

"Watch and you'll see," answers a nigerian.

When they board the train the three americans
cram into a restroom and the three nigerians cram
into another one nearby. The train departs.

Shortly afterward, one of the nigerians leaves his
restroom and walks over to the restroom where the
accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and
says, "Ticket, please!"

cool,
i havnt heard it before

ok now uve heard it ur hearing aids are now functioning praise heavens!

Its cool.