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Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have A Full Conversation With Just Questions!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 7:50pm On Aug 16, 2012
DELE: my guy, how far?
EMEKA: wetin dey hapen?
DELE: why you just dey call me now?
EMEKA: you buy me credit?
DELE: dis one wey u call so, u wan show?
EMEKA:where you dey?
DELE: you sabi pius' place?
EMEKA: make we block there?
DELE: u wan make we block for another place?
EMEKA: you get pay?
DELE: wetin u wan take money do?
EMEKA: we no suppose to drink?
DELE: na me born you?
EMEKA: no be you be my chairman?
DELE: abi craze dey log onto u? Na my pay u go use maintain?
EMEKA: before nko?
DELE: u serious, abi u dey play?
EMEKA: bros,wetin u think?
DELE:so u know really hold change eh? And u wan drink? U no dey shame?
EMEKA:bros, which ones na? Na change for beer dey cause diz kind yarn?
DELE:before nko?.... . . .

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Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have A Full Conversation With Just Questions!! by emmyasam95(m): 8:33pm On Aug 16, 2012
E no 4ny buh u try sha
Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have A Full Conversation With Just Questions!! by Creamychic(f): 10:15pm On Aug 16, 2012
Nice
Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have A Full Conversation With Just Questions!! by Obinoscopy(m): 3:24am On Aug 17, 2012
I'm impressed
Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have A Full Conversation With Just Questions!! by Rhisky(m): 6:26am On Aug 17, 2012
Stale
Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have A Full Conversation With Just Questions!! by Exponental(m): 9:08am On Aug 17, 2012
U try jare no mind them...........
I saw someone answering a questionaire like this:
q: how can we serve you better?
customer: can u serve me better?

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Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have A Full Conversation With Just Questions!! by Nobody: 9:23am On Aug 17, 2012
Lol
Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have A Full Conversation With Just Questions!! by segunpc(m): 10:21am On Aug 17, 2012
nice one
Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have A Full Conversation With Just Questions!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 1:37pm On Aug 17, 2012
Thanks Guys and ladies. Check diz out: there are some headlines that make double meaning to some minds while some are down straight cunning
NIGERIAN NEWSPAPER HEADLINES
1.NLC FINGERS jonathan.(dirty minds)
2.Obasanjo's effort to WOO Dora fails.
3.Liverpool to SPLASH €8M on Osaze.
4. Bash Ali BASHED
5. Atiku Tickled.
6. How senator Mantu was disMANTLED.
7. What A DISASTER , Gen Adisa is dead.
8. Fuel scarcity BITES harder.
9. The MERCILESS messi
10. Togo TO GO home. NO WAY for Norway.
11. Jonathan FLOORS Buhari.(dirty minds)
12. Obasanjo's CARPETS Ndigbo.
13.NLC and federal government fail to reach the PEAK after 3 ROUNDS of meeting.(dirtiest minds).

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Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have A Full Conversation With Just Questions!! by nykbrown(f): 3:07pm On Aug 17, 2012
Nice grin
Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have A Full Conversation With Just Questions!! by barbieoshi(f): 4:35pm On Aug 17, 2012
i love it!
Re: Fact: Only Nigerians Can Have A Full Conversation With Just Questions!! by rodeo0070(m): 5:25pm On Aug 17, 2012
Quite resourceful...
Keep it up.

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