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Honk If You Love Jesus by seunspice(m): 2:50pm On Dec 25, 2007
Grandma writes:

The other day I went to the local religious book store where I saw a "Honk if you really love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed. I was stopped at the light of a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must really love the Lord because pretty soon he leaned out his window and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. Why, it was like a football game with him shouting, "Go, Jesus Christ, Go"! Everyone else started honking too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all those loving people. There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach, and I saw him waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I had recently asked my two grandsons what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed, and I stepped on the gas. It's a good thing I did, because I was the only car to get across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned out the window, gave them a big smile, and held up the Hawaiian Good Luck sign as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

Love ya all,
Grandma
Re: Honk If You Love Jesus by Skywalker5(m): 3:19pm On Dec 25, 2007
Guy which levels? Na for Christmas day you wan kill person?

Was very funny.I love it

I am also given you a big smile and the Hawaiian Good Luck sign
Re: Honk If You Love Jesus by oghos2k(m): 3:23pm On Dec 25, 2007
nice joke you got there
Re: Honk If You Love Jesus by ituen(m): 7:32am On Dec 26, 2007
u did well poster grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Honk If You Love Jesus by Emperoh(m): 8:59am On Dec 26, 2007
@poster.
Pls who let that Psychiatric specimen out of the Hospital. You want make e bite person?
Re: Honk If You Love Jesus by seunspice(m): 4:23pm On Dec 26, 2007
Halleluyah!!!!!!!!
Re: Honk If You Love Jesus by ravenzord(m): 4:37pm On Dec 26, 2007
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

i'm honking cos i love Jesus
Re: Honk If You Love Jesus by clemcykul(f): 11:22am On Dec 27, 2007
same here grin

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