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How Do U Call Them? by ThugLife1(m): 4:46pm On Dec 26, 2007
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied.

"What are their names?" he asked.

"David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered.

"They're all named David?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'David,' and they all come running in."

"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"

"I just say, 'David, come eat your dinner'," she answered.

"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"
Re: How Do U Call Them? by ituen(m): 11:28pm On Dec 26, 2007
good. well done
Re: How Do U Call Them? by topeteadr(m): 12:21am On Dec 27, 2007
Nice bt rewixed.
Re: How Do U Call Them? by clemcykul(f): 10:39am On Dec 27, 2007
lol j ;Dust made me spill my diet coke embarassed embarassed
Re: How Do U Call Them? by Neyoyo(m): 9:34pm On Dec 28, 2007
What are their last names.
Re: How Do U Call Them? by Nobody: 1:58am On Dec 29, 2007
LMAO. . .


Neyoyo:

What are their last names.

what do you want to know for? scared one of them might be yours? tongue
Re: How Do U Call Them? by Phiniter(m): 8:48am On Dec 29, 2007
their last names

Ituen
Migines
TT
Thug life
Neyoyo
Freezy
Mr. Turkey
Sam milla
BenJi and
Tj_Tj

grin grin grin
Re: How Do U Call Them? by saucekid(m): 11:08am On Dec 29, 2007
so,the promiscous list don comot grin grin grin
Re: How Do U Call Them? by ituen(m): 11:41pm On Dec 30, 2007
Phiniter:

their last names

Ituen
Migines
TT
Thug life
Neyoyo
Freezy
Mr. Turkey
Sam milla
BenJi and
Tj_Tj

grin grin grin



and the list continues. . .

saucekid
Phiniter
etc.

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