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Fulani Man And Lastma Official (LWKMD) by ceah(m): 7:21pm On Aug 18, 2012
A Fulani man was arrested in Lagos, by a group of LASTMA officials for driving on the BRT lane and his car was fined #50,000.
Despite all begging and pleadings, the LASTMA officials refused to release the car.
"Okay, may i know where you are towing my car to?" the Fulani man asked.
"We re taking it to Alausa" replied one of d LASTMA officials. "Ha-ha-ha-ha" the Fulani bursted into laughter. All d LASTMA officials were surprised and paid attention to him, wanting to know why he's laughing.
Immediately, the Fulani man brought out his phone began to speak this way"

"Abu Qaqa, Ina kwana? (Good morning in Hausa)
"No sir?
"Not less than 30min before it will explode"
"The car has been arrested...
"Only 20 out of those new bombs inside the car...
"They are taking the car to the targeted destination...Alausa!
"I am coming back to Yobe alive now.
"Thank you sir. Greet other faithfuls for me.
He rounded off his imaginary call. When he looked back, no Lastman was in sight.
He entered his car and sped off, saying "Shege, dan burouba..."=)) =)) =)) laffº°˚ ˚°º≈wanº°˚ ˚°º≈tearº°˚ ˚°º≈myº°˚ ˚°º≈belleº°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =)) =))

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Re: Fulani Man And Lastma Official (LWKMD) by Dyt(f): 7:29pm On Aug 18, 2012
Chuckles
Re: Fulani Man And Lastma Official (LWKMD) by crackhouse(m): 7:53pm On Aug 18, 2012
Good mehn
Re: Fulani Man And Lastma Official (LWKMD) by 234GT(m): 8:06pm On Aug 18, 2012
Hahahahaha. Lastma self no wan die.
Re: Fulani Man And Lastma Official (LWKMD) by ceah(m): 9:14pm On Aug 18, 2012
234GT: Hahahahaha. Lastma self no wan die.

Lol! You want them to die...lol
Re: Fulani Man And Lastma Official (LWKMD) by FEMIMACRO(m): 1:19pm On Aug 22, 2012
ceah:

A Fulani man was arrested in Lagos, by a group of LASTMA officials for driving on the BRT lane and his car was fined #50,000.
Despite all begging and pleadings, the LASTMA officials refused to release the car.
"Okay, may i know where you are towing my car to?" the Fulani man asked.
"We re taking it to Alausa" replied one of d LASTMA officials. "Ha-ha-ha-ha" the Fulani bursted into laughter. All d LASTMA officials were surprised and paid attention to him, wanting to know why he's laughing.
Immediately, the Fulani man brought out his phone began to speak this way"

"Abu Qaqa, Ina kwana? (Good morning in Hausa)
"No sir?
"Not less than 30min before it will explode"
"The car has been arrested...
"Only 20 out of those new bombs inside the car...
"They are taking the car to the targeted destination...Alausa!
"I am coming back to Yobe alive now.
"Thank you sir. Greet other faithfuls for me.
He rounded off his imaginary call. When he looked back, no Lastman was in sight.
He entered his car and sped off, saying "Shege, dan burouba..."=)) =)) =)) laffº°˚ ˚°º≈wanº°˚ ˚°º≈tearº°˚ ˚°º≈myº°˚ ˚°º≈belleº°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =)) =))
Re: Fulani Man And Lastma Official (LWKMD) by bunmioguns(m): 3:34pm On Aug 22, 2012
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Re: Fulani Man And Lastma Official (LWKMD) by Exponental(m): 4:02pm On Aug 22, 2012
Wisdom!!!!!!
The fear of boko haram is d beginning of survival wisdomcheesycheesycheesy
Re: Fulani Man And Lastma Official (LWKMD) by Onyiclassic(f): 5:02pm On Aug 22, 2012
Lwkmd nice one poster

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Re: Fulani Man And Lastma Official (LWKMD) by Nobody: 8:41pm On Aug 22, 2012
Lol
Re: Fulani Man And Lastma Official (LWKMD) by Nobody: 10:00pm On Aug 22, 2012
Seen dis before
Re: Fulani Man And Lastma Official (LWKMD) by Ubado: 6:27am On Aug 24, 2012
Lols. Fulani people are very sensible.
Re: Fulani Man And Lastma Official (LWKMD) by habayommy: 10:02am On Aug 24, 2012
I still d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ laff º°˚°˚˚°•

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Re: Fulani Man And Lastma Official (LWKMD) by valdubem(m): 9:11pm On Sep 10, 2012
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Re: Fulani Man And Lastma Official (LWKMD) by Acidosis(m): 9:42pm On Sep 10, 2012
that "ina kwana" part got me grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Fulani Man And Lastma Official (LWKMD) by JojoArmani(m): 6:41am On Sep 11, 2012
nice joke me likey.
Re: Fulani Man And Lastma Official (LWKMD) by jsisunny: 7:39am On Jan 31, 2013
Wannam fulani,I get am for sense because I no say if I allow am make i take ham for d car moni I no dey wer I go payam for them!!
Re: Fulani Man And Lastma Official (LWKMD) by jbblues24(m): 8:18pm On May 31, 2019
I think I'm crying. It's that delightful. grin

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