A husband comes home from work looking troubled,and his wife asks him what the problem is. ...

HUSBAND: Honey I have a problem at work.

WIFE:No dont say "i" use "We" since we are husband and wife and one flesh.

HUSBAND: OK,Honey we have a problem at work,our secretary is pregnant for us.
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A Jamaican Rastaman was making love to his woman for the first time. While on top of her and enjoying it, he suddenly screamed with excitement yaaaah man.. He then got up & ran out of room. He came back with a glass of water and poured it into the girl's vagina. Frightened, she shouted "Wat da Hell You Do Dat For?" The man answered, 'Damn'it woman dis ting too sweet man ~me gonna dilute it, rememba me diabetic...lol

Giggles

lol.