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Things I've Learnt 4rm Naija Movies by brixton: 9:19am On Aug 19, 2012 |
1. An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than a yr, even in longer flashbacks. 2. In every romance movie, som1 must die.... 3. It is possible 2 hit a person without actually touching them! 4. Any1 who gets hit by a car dies immediately. 5. Poisoned food always tastes better. 6. D best way 2 make money is by visiting a'Babalawo' (herbalist )/ joining a cult/ sleeping with rich men. 7. 1 of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil. 8. There is never an end 2 ur suffering, except death! 9. With a pastor... all things are possible. 10.Gun shots & knock out sound the same.. 11. A movie has not been made if at least one actor/actress has not twisted his/her lips to speak wrong phonetics. 12. U are in love...U want 2 take ur girl out, D best place U take her 2 is... *Mr.Biggs/ Tantalizers: where U'll most probably see an 'ex' while feedin each other. *The beach: where it is imperative dat U ride a donkey & carry her playfully. *Or the best: take her 2 buy som new ugly clothes. 13. The police are extremely efficient unlike their counterparts in real life... 14. Every problem u av is spiritual 15.Wen u're shot in d chest, it doesn't really matter, ur head will be bandaged, same for ur legs. 16.When advertising a movie, u av to shout cos people are deaf. 17. If a car crash has to happen, d driver has to drive in a zig zag motion on a free highway without an oncoming vehicle and then slam into a tree that wasn't there before... 18. Sometimes d title has absolutely nothin to do wit d movie, and other times wen you see d title and the poster, U know it ALL. 19. At d end of a 3hr movie, u'l b reminded dat THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. WATCH OUT FOR PART 2... And finally.... 20. All Nigerian films are marketed at Ebinpejo Lane Idumota or Iweka road Onitsha..... (add urs) |
Re: Things I've Learnt 4rm Naija Movies by OgidiOlu3(m): 7:53am On Aug 20, 2012 |
Stale but still funny though. |
Re: Things I've Learnt 4rm Naija Movies by VillageBoi(m): 10:31am On Aug 20, 2012 |
Ogidi-Olu: I'd say too stale to be funny anymore. |
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