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Who Is The Best Thief? by babarazy: 3:14pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
Mike and John entered a chocolate shop. As they were busy looking at John, Mike steals 3 chocolate bars. After leaving the store Mike says to John, "man, I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, U can'tbeat that" John replies, " you want to see something better? lets go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing" So they went to the counter and John says to the shopkeeper, "Do you want to see magic? Shopkeeper replies, "yes! John says,"Ok, give me one chocolate bar" The shopkeeper gave him one, and he eats it. He asks for the 2nd and he eats it as well. He asks for the 3rd and finishes that too. The shopkeeper asks, "but where is the magic? John replies, "Check in my friends pocket and you'll find them!. 1 Like |
Re: Who Is The Best Thief? by ismokeweed1(f): 3:22pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
9ice |
Re: Who Is The Best Thief? by anapaig(m): 6:27pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
nice one |
Re: Who Is The Best Thief? by Ideraolu: 7:04pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
Chei, they r both going to PRISON |
Re: Who Is The Best Thief? by larride(m): 7:12pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
THIEF |
Re: Who Is The Best Thief? by Smilingbob(m): 9:07pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
Chai dat guy worth bin a road side thief...as in d thief magician |
Re: Who Is The Best Thief? by kingsilly(m): 11:47pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
Sense making |
Re: Who Is The Best Thief? by bunmioguns(m): 6:22am On Aug 21, 2012 |
The best thief here is babarazy |
Re: Who Is The Best Thief? by babarazy: 6:30am On Aug 21, 2012 |
bunmioguns: The best thief here is babarazy thank God am smarter than u |
Re: Who Is The Best Thief? by realsammie(m): 1:27am On Aug 22, 2012 |
i swear if na me i will kill dat my friend |
Re: Who Is The Best Thief? by micheal5772: 1:36pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
[color=#000099][/color] O BADT GAN...... |
Re: Who Is The Best Thief? by wizbrain(m): 3:04pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
the best thief is the friend who went ate the chocolate |
Re: Who Is The Best Thief? by dopeJemi: 5:26pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
C d way dy r responding stewpidly 2 d stolen joke its a pity, kheeds, "walks awt of d thread n shakin his head" |
Re: Who Is The Best Thief? by kinkie(f): 6:11pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
^^as if d jokes you post were not also stolen from somewhere too. Thief like you. @op. Nice copy and paste jare. lol |
Re: Who Is The Best Thief? by Nobody: 7:50pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
babarazy darling |
Re: Who Is The Best Thief? by babarazy: 6:33am On Sep 28, 2012 |
~vicky~: Yes love |
Re: Who Is The Best Thief? by dersk13: 10:46am On Sep 28, 2012 |
fantastically fantastic |
Re: Who Is The Best Thief? by Klazicboi(m): 11:34pm On Sep 28, 2012 |
Nice one keep it up |
Re: Who Is The Best Thief? by realkola: 9:09am On Sep 29, 2012 |
Continue ur copy paste so far U dey make me dey open teeth laughing out loud. |
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