A man was hungry and went to 'mai shayi' (men selling tea and bread). The following transpired btw the man and the mai shayi.
Man: u get loave of bread?
Shayi: yes
man: bring one; slice am two and put 2 sarchet of butter in btw the slice.
Shayi: (happy and tankin God 4 bringing customer, was just doing as he is told)
man: u get egg?
Shayi: yes customer
man: fry 20 egg put am btw the bread.
Shayi: okay customer
man: u get sadin 4 inside gongoni?
Shayi: yes customer everytin dey.
Man: put two gongoni inside the bread.
Shayi: okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, in his mind he wil make a lot of money 2day)
Man: u don finish? Oya press the bread for me.
Shayi: see am customer, i don prepare am finish.
Man: oya cut ten naira own for me.

Hahahahahahaha
if na you be mai shayi wetin u go do?

Kai!! Tamboro ba, shege!

D guy no even fear, whether him be boko dude!

Choi lwkmd

i go cut im tongue put for middle of d bread

Nice joke.

as per d aboki wen him be, na to drop the guy head.

Na death be that for the man...nice one op