These are real notes written by parents in a Tennessee school district (spellings have been left intact).



My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.



Please exkuce Lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.

Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30 31, 32 and also 33.



Please excuse Gloria from jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to scool today because she has been bothered by very close veins.



Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre, dyrea, direathe).



Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhra, and his boots leak.



Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.



I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday. We thought it was Sunday.



Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.



Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.



Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids.

Fun reading

If any of my parent does that i will not only disown them i would trash them for putting down my ego.
Anyways i am still 

Oooo now i remember while writing an exam then in sec. sch, one of my classmate's mom came into the hall shouting on top of her voice, y do u want to sack my daughter? y do u want to sack my daughter?
Everyone wondering what she meant then put 2 & 2 together making us understand her properly. She meant Expell

hey man dats really funnny   guess ill cram all these sily excuses

Thumbs up Nautillus,u nearly crack my ribs

Qudrat y din't ur ribs crack

B cos its made of Metal

Excuse Jim for not comin he was havin a baby

Interesting

excellent, i had a wonderful laugh

hahaha kikiki!!!!! Nautilus, u made my day wt this,


more of it man!!! laughter is good medicine!!!!!