AT THE TOILET
Akpan was a pupil in j.ss 2.he sought permission from his teacher, mr badmus to go and shittz.Soon mr Badmus himself felt to shittz, so left for the school's toilet.He went and met Akpan, still dropping.The teacher who needed to shittz badly joined Akpan in the next lane of the pit latrine. 10 minutes went by, and Akpan was still at the toilet apparently because he brought no paper to clean hin yansh.20 minutes came, and both Akpan and teacher were still there.1 hour came, then Akpan realised it wasnt only him who had no paper, the teacher as well.. ..so Akpan laughed and whispered " Today we go die for hia, i swear!!!!!"

till date, they are still on the toilet, as nobody come get paper yet



THE TAXI DRIVER
This notorious taxi driver had written on his car "POLICE ARE THIEVES!!".The police spotted this, so caught him, gave him a sound beating, put him in police cells for 3 days and warned him to go and rub that inscription.
Just the next day, the taxi came to pass and the inscription had changed to "STILL THIEVES!!!!!!".This annoyed the police so much, they caught him again, beat him and locked him up for six days and was warned to go and change the inscription.
Just the next day, the same taxi came by and this time with the inscription "TOUCH NOT MY DRIVER AGAIN, YOU THIEVEs, by car owner "

What do u think will happen?



AKPORS AND WIFE
Akpors was traveling with his wife to Lagos.because it was late, Akpor's wife wondered what they would eat.AKpors simply told his wife "well you find something to eat, i will eat you!!" .








i am your jokes president

A woman was so frustrated and distressed with her husbands addiction for sex,but she didnt know how to tell him. One day she decided to leave him a note,which read,''my dear hubby,am not happy with the constant sex we have every time,so i have decided that we will have sex,only days that begin with 'T',i hope u understand.'' so she left for work,wen the huzband woke up and read the note,he den wrote his reply,'' I totally agree,we should have sex on days that begin with Ts,dat is Tuesday,thursday,today and tomorrow

As dry as bin gbagbo, where d yoke dey mtchew

Yahoo1: A woman was so frustrated and distressed with her husbands addiction for sex,but she didnt know how to tell him. One day she decided to leave him a note,which read,''my dear hubby,am not happy with the constant sex we have every time,so i have decided that we will have sex,only days that begin with 'T',i hope u understand.'' so she left for work,wen the huzband woke up and read the note,he den wrote his reply,'' I totally agree,we should have sex on days that begin with Ts,dat is Tuesday,thursday,today and tomorrow

very good joke

Hahahahhahahaha

JOKE GRADING: A
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REMARK: You are truly the Jokes president

REWARD: Ten consecutive nights with Bigvajina

bunmioguns: JOKE GRADING: A
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REMARK: You are truly the Jokes president

REWARD: Ten consecutive nights with Bigvajina

Bin I just like you cos your post are always dry. Haha! Dats right..very dry!