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Pls laugh a bit, and enjoy Your weekend with this little joke of the month.

A mum was lucky enuf 2 c her 3 dotas wed in d same year..........

So she whispered to ich of dem afta their weddings..........


"Text me ur 1st Nite Xperience & ƌ̲ø̲п†̥ 4get 2 txt it in code º°˚!"

After a week, d 1st dota sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 ha mum wile a week lata, d 2nd txtd 'BENSON'...........:]Y

Their moda, as a soji woman, picked up a tin of Nescafe & read frm d label; "fantastic till d last drop!"
she also went 2 her huby's pack of Benson Cigarettes & found written on it; "extra long, king size!"
she & tot aloud; 'not 2 bad 4 dem @ dia age sha!({})'

A few days lata, ha 3rd dota's txt coms in; "Arik: Lagos - Kano!"............8-|

So Mama cals Arik Air Information Desk 2 inquire about dia kano-lagos flight!=)]

She was told; "Its 3times daily, 7days a week & the flight duration is 75mins to & fro!B)".
:O :s :& Mama throws herself in d air, lands, slumps & faints shouting...... "Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo º°˚. (Dis one will kill м̤̣̲̣̥̈̇γ̲̣̣̥ daughter o)
How Ɣ☺ΰ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥? Enjoy ur wkend.

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Pls laugh a bit, and enjoy Your weekend with this dry joke of the month.

A mum was lucky enuf 2 c her 3 dotas wed in d same year..........

So she whispered to ich of dem afta their weddings..........


"Text me ur 1st Nite Xperience & ƌ̲ø̲п†̥ 4get 2 txt it in code º°˚!"

After a week, d 1st dota sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 ha mum wile a week lata, d 2nd txtd 'BENSON'...........:]Y

Their moda, as a soji woman, picked up a tin of Nescafe & read frm d label; "fantastic till d last drop!"
she also went 2 her huby's pack of Benson Cigarettes & found written on it; "extra long, king size!"
she & tot aloud; 'not 2 bad 4 dem @ dia age sha!({})'

A few days lata, ha 3rd dota's txt coms in; "Arik: Lagos - Kano!"............8-|

So Mama cals Arik Air Information Desk 2 inquire about dia kano-lagos flight!=)]

She was told; "Its 3times daily, 7days a week & the flight duration is 75mins to & fro!B)".
:O :s :& Mama throws herself in d air, lands, slumps & faints shouting...... "Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo º°˚. (Dis one will kill м̤̣̲̣̥̈̇γ̲̣̣̥ daughter o)
How Ɣ☺ΰ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥? Enjoy ur wkend.

this joke deserves a 3% rating...its old and yet unfunny...btw, where is d source of dis joke

laughing a bit

23% funny, 7% educating, 15% romantic.. Sumbodi shuld complete d percentage

55% waste of time...........

who the heck has been liking the post comments...wish nl made it possible to know who liked a post