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Coded Language by PrinxArthur1(op): 7:19pm On Sep 25, 2014
CODED LANGUAGE
TOBI: Sweetheart, I am GEJ
HELEN: You’re kidding? Our president is GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan)
TOBI: I mean, I am GEJ - GOING ON AN EMERGENCY JOURNEY!
HELEN: (smiling) Oh! You’re not serious! What kind of a journey are you going on?
TOBI: OBJ.
HELEN: To meet Obasanjo?
TOBI: No, it means ON A BUSINESS JOURNEY.
HELEN: Oh!
TOBI: Yes… IBB.
HELEN: Babangida?
TOBI: I’LL BE BACK.
HELEN: (smiles). Very funny.
TOBI: Till then APC.
HELEN: What does that mean?
TOBI: I’ll ALWAYS PING AND CALL.
HELEN: Hmmm…
TOBI: And while I’m away, PDP with love.
HELEN: What?
TOBI: PLEASE DON’T PLAY with our love.
HELEN: (after a short pause) You know I won’t BRF.
TOBI: What has Lagos state governor got to do with all this?
HELEN: (smiling) I’ll BE RIGHTEOUS and FAITHFUL!
TOBI: I trust you
HELEN: FOOL!
TOBI: (screaming) Whaaat?!
HELEN: FOR OUR OVERWHELMING LOVE!
Re: Coded Language by Ezedon(m): 10:26pm On Sep 25, 2014
EBOLA be with you till i comment
whathuhhuh
EVELASTING
BLESSINGS
OF
LORD
ALMMIGHTY
?Nice concept
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