Major James has been monitoring d movement of his only daughter recently. In fact, he first picks her calls to confirm d identity of d caller before handing over the phone to her after thorough screening.

But on one faithful day, her boyfriend called & major picked d call as usual.

Major: hello! may I know u?

Caller: sorry I want to speak with Janet Sir.

Major: I said who are u & what for?

Caller: ( after he understood d situation at hand ) Okay Sir, I am Frank Edoho from who want to be a millionaire. Janet's friend is presently on hot seat & needs her help to answer a question for 2million naira. So d next voice u hear after is hers, d time starts now.........

Major: oh no am very sorry!!! Janet! Janet!! pls take d phone, ur friend needs ur help...................

Caller: d question is; when are u coming tomorrow?
(a) morning
(b) afternoon
(c) evening
(d) night

Janet: B

Caller: are u sure?

Janet: yes am very sure.

Lol....nice one

haha, nice.

I laugh wit igarra. lmao

I call ds a sunday tonic...............nice one!
But wen kasala burst, it might be too late to walk away cos he might use option f....which is 'treating his fphuck up'