It was during a deliverance service that this story transpired.Pastor Okereke was attempting to deliver Bro Chucks.

You know d normal practise of Pastors to pray for you and expect you to fall down.
Some of 'em(d pastors) device different methods in doing that.

Pastor Okereke was praying for his members one after the other during a deliverance service.Unfortunately,he had a first-timer:Bro Chucks who just came from Niger-Delta area(You know what I mean?).

When he got  to Bro Chucks;he prayed and @ thesame time started pushing the guy backward but Chucks stood gbam! like Bagco Super Sac.

He stylishly announced that the spirit possessed by Chucks is very powerful.Instead of him to let the sleeping dog lies.He went ahead by crossing his legs for Chucks to fall down.All for the sake of annointing.

Chucks thought it was another era for another riot.So he retaliated by punching him(pastor) several blows which landed the pastor in the emergency ward of , , I won't tell you the hospital.

Pastor got delivered by a member was the head-line of Newspapers the following day

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u re sick

u nd ur jokes are CRAZY

Pls all Nlanders,

Can we say THE LORDS PRAYER?

this guy case pass me oh

@aristole
read carefully.
Ask ur doctor 4 chloroquine injection. Take 6tablets of panadol 2times daily. Take one packet of imodium for 4 nights consecutively. Use 2tablets of phensic 3times daily. Smoke 20tablets of vitamin C. Take 5mm cup of any blood tonic(preferably chemiron) 2wice daily(morning and night).Take a sachet of disperin c0z, my guy ure are sick. . . . . Veery sick.
And if u persist wit dis kainof joke after 3days, please see an herbalist.

@ituen i just did_ @migines double the dosage

I think this shld be enough to help our dear poster

God
With this kind massive attack, how do you guyz expect this poor dude to post anoda joke ?

@aristole From your name, i wasn't expecting anything better from what you posted.
More ORORO to your elbow.

MInd you.I don dey my next level.This is 2008. Dr. Migine,thank you.I'm sure you must have taken it like that before?

@ poster i got ur the joke, but u lack composition, anyway ure learning to be good.

well done huh

Clemsy.You are from Niger-Delta

aristole:

Clemsy.You are from Niger-Delta

meaning?

em em em

@tj
meaning hn wan provoke my wife.
@aristole
dis is definitely d last straw.

the camels back is broken ARI OLE! oya come and wash my legs

hi love hes now the new errand boy since showbobo bombed our kitchen

*********Migine,Clemcy.Be careful.********

just stop being careles simple

*****But I will caress till I die

You'll caress anusman's ass till you die?

I can even manage your Sugared Lips

now dats a welcome idea aristole

Clemsy.
Leave me and Suga Lips oooo

okay! i hands up, u now have all the freedom and privacy u need

aristole:

Clemsy.
Leave me and Suga Lips oooo

. . . as if u go fit razzle woman

Like he haz d bawz to face my sugar suga

Ituen.
You can't imagine if I snatch your girlfriend for my boyfriend ;She will count herself unlucky to have met you  .Dont put mouth in my Sugar Lips matter ooooo.

@ migine
Sorry.My boyfriend doesn't like her.You can have your Suga-Lips

@ aristotleoh my God this is a wack joke

Jerry.
How

come on aristole uve been online since last year abi u don win internet visa lottery

Is it bad?