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| If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 8:09am On Aug 31, 2012 |
*CLEARS THROAT* You know joke creation is part and parcel of my life and top-notch jokes are synonymous with me, so i am just going to do that for you. .. scroll down  . . . . . . . . ... . Thanks for scrolling down, please scroll further for the blockbuster, dont give up . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . okay, are you ready to laugh  okay here we go. . . . 1, 2, 3. . . . . . a man entered this bus that was heading to onitsha.He brought out some bottles(drugs), from his bag and began adressing the passengers "gu gu gugu good morning!!, abe be be bebebe beg all of una, i dey se se se sell medicine. . ., this my medicine i fit tell all of una say e bi ve ve ve very effective for stammerers. if una dey stammer, after ta ta taking two bo bor bottles of this my medicine, kai!, stammer go stop!!, una go start dey talk and even rap like 2baba worlahi" just before he could finish, almost everybody on the bus had bought themselves some of the drugs. It was then that mutumdaya, the angry-faced conductor asked the man, "but how come, you sef dey stammer, u no dey use your own drug??" the man replied "for my own, i don try the medicine for years beht stammer no go stop. .. i think stammering no get cure oooo!!!!!" all passengers that had already bought the drug began descending unto the man to beat him and get their man but before they could get to him, he don commot for bus , and took to his heels listen, if this my joke couldnt make you laff, dont blame me oo, you have a low IQ, that's why, thank you for spending your time on my thread. . . bye bye!!! allah beless you * erects*  |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by Acidosis(m): 8:45am On Aug 31, 2012 |
*with HOT yam in mouth** ;; buhahahahahahahahaha |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by larride(m): 9:14am On Aug 31, 2012 |
OLD......STALE..........RECYCLED You are hereby sentenced to 3months imprisonment with ferocious hard labor at Donkollione prison Eddiot |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:45am On Aug 31, 2012 |
larride: OLD......STALE..........RECYCLED * covers nostrils sharp~sharp to avoid larride's mouth odour * |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by Simeontaiwo: 9:53am On Aug 31, 2012 |
Fool,u b d mumu |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by swtchicgurl: 10:04am On Aug 31, 2012 |
| madness and literacy don't mix! |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 10:05am On Aug 31, 2012 |
Simeontaiwo: Fool,u b d mumu who be this mumu newbie?? i hereby sentence you 1000 yrs in jail at the donkollione memorial prisons, bush pig!!! |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by Nobody: 10:16am On Aug 31, 2012 |
Joke grading>>>10/10 reward>> 3 consecutive nights with BigVagina |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 10:23am On Aug 31, 2012 |
~vicky~: * faints twice, gets up, erects and falls into coma* |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by dopeJemi: 10:26am On Aug 31, 2012 |
mtchewww! u shud be taken 2 congo 4 rehabilitation. IDIAT! |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by Nobody: 10:51am On Aug 31, 2012 |
#yawn. ,I only yawn when am interested,bin u need go skool of joke I swear |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by Nobody: 11:01am On Aug 31, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:  ...BinGbagbo!! u like better thing |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by Yabizmopo(m): 11:47am On Aug 31, 2012 |
Lick baboon nyansh b4 u talk the nxt 1.he go funny |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by ryback(m): 11:54am On Aug 31, 2012 |
NICE ONE BRO |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by Nobody: 12:44pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:what is fainting u? Beta wake up and enjoy ur punishment |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by larride(m): 12:48pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
nne3870: No worry, him no fit escape ham |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by BIGVAJINA(f): 12:58pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
LWKMD |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by bunmioguns(m): 12:59pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
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| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by Nobody: 1:04pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
BIGVAJINA: LWKMD Make laff neva kill u o! I neva collect my own.  |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by festusfeezy(m): 1:06pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
mumu no just try am say u wan do commedy as professn, or else hungry go wire ur life |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 1:18pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
bunmioguns: |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by bunmioguns(m): 1:26pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
festusfeezy: mumu no just try am say u wan do commedy as professn, or else hungry go wire ur life what is dis Prick doing here  |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 1:34pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
bunmioguns: dont mind that gay newbie jhooor!,. . .he is just looking for the next anus to 4ck!!! |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by OmoAlata(f): 1:37pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
T'wasnt funny at all |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:59pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
Omo Alata: T'wasnt funny at all |
| Re: If U Miss This Joke Then U Be M.U.M.U!!!!! by Nobody: 8:18pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: dont worry i wud add Omo Alata to your adventure |
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