Young student:i'v got stomach ache.
Form teacher:that's because u haven't eaten and u stomach is empty,so it hurts.
Young student:now i know why my maths teacher has headaches.his head must be empty.
A patient asked a doctor what is my temperature,doctor?
Doctor:a hundred and three.
Patient:boy, a hundred and three! is dat a world record?
A teacher asked his students to draw a ring. As expected, all drew objecj with circular shapes.however one little boy drew a square.
Why have u drawn a square? The teacher asked.
mine is a boxing ring,sir the boy replied

Lols. D last one really got me laughing!

Dunno who is mur sensible between the op that lacks creativity in comping up with creative jokes instead of copying or the boy who has been accused by sa'ad as being senseless

Wow:-D