*“Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?” Pastor replied, “No, we cannot have service for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, maybe they will do it.” The man said, “Do you think they will accept a donation of U.S $250,000 for the burial service?” Pastor exclaimed, “Sweet Jesus! Why didn’t u tell me the dog was a Christian?”

*A famous prostitute died. People were confused as to what should be written on her grave. Finally, on the advice of a wise man, they wrote: “AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE!!!”

*A guy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, the most expensive food on the menu. The guy asks: “Do you eat like this at your mom’s place?” The girl replies, “No, my mother doesn’t plan to sleep with me after the meal.’

*An American, an English man, and a Nigerian were on a ship. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, “Drop anything in the sea, if I find it I will eat u, If I can’t, I will be your slave!” The American dropped a pin, the Devil found it and ate him. The English man dropped a coin, the Devil found it and ate him too. The Nigerian opened a bottle of water, poured it in the sea and said, “Na today be today, go find am!”.

*A Nigerian man fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested, “Give him some water, it will help.” Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, “Commot from here, if na water I wan drink, I for go faint for water board…” (Translation: “Get lost! If I needed water, I would faint in front of a water facility)

*A man sits on the balcony having drinks with his wife, and he says, “I love you!” She asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?” He replies, “It’s me… talking to the beer.”

*husband comes home from Church, greets his wife, lifts her up and carries her around the house. The wife is so surprised and excited! She asked with smiles, “Did the Pastor preach on being romantic?” Out of breath the husband replies, “No, he said we must carry our burdens…”




ASUU GO STRIKE WHOEVER CURSE ME

you try

Acidosis: you try

Your joke lacks the ingredient and the required canis fedicus to make even a broken heart shed a smile. You need to hurn yur talent mahn and quit making people sad with your copied jokes. Btw, please paste the source of your jokes before i sue you to cot _{not court} for plagiarism

Goodday!

Ajibel: Your joke lacks the ingredient and the required canis fedicus to make even a broken heart shed a smile. You need to hurn yur talent mahn and quit making people sad with your copied jokes. Btw, please paste the source of your jokes before i sue you to cot _{not court} for plagiarism

Goodday!

TOTALLY IGNORED

FYI. ASUU is already on strike.

Joke grading: A+


remark: you are a true projan




reward: free drug @ gbagbo memorial hospital

bunmioguns: Joke grading: A+


remark: you are a true projan




reward: free drug @ gbagbo memorial hospital

mah oga fanx

Guy wldon u try,bt d sides of my lips no even attempt 2 smile. . .

Xymc...:
Guy wldon u try,bt d sides of my lips no even attempt 2 smile. . .

so, hw z dat mah biz

Xymc...:
Guy wldon u try,bt d sides of my lips no even attempt 2 smile. . .

must u comment @ all







bush Pig

this is nothing but a rehash of old tory tory, can u pls buy a new fotocopier.
next.

ode remo: this is nothing but a rehash of old tory tory, can u pls buy a new fotocopier.
next.

i knw ur kind, cuz pipo talk, mah still talk, na be ur own, i no go blame u sha, na lack of attention

Weldone! more palm oil to your laser jet photocopying machine.
Man u need to go learn d art of proper copying and pasting!

booqee: Weldone! more palm oil to your laser jet photocopying machine.
Man u need to go learn d art of proper copying and pasting!

no comment, i just dy wait mk u post ur thread

dopeJemi: no comment, i just dy wait mk u post open ur thread

>I open a thread,
>dopejemi comments with some mumu criticism,
>then.....??
>What next??
Will it reduce or increase the price of agege bread in d market, or will it infact send bukky to kirikiri prison?? *seriously confused*

guy abeg sit well jare!

Person wey see u go for don know instanta say u be confirm newbie!
If u like criticise my yoke, dat one no concern me o..unlike you, i av no probz with criticism on my thread, so ur criticism is most welcome!

booqee: >I open a thread,
>dopejemi comments with some mumu criticism,
>then.....??
>What next??
Will it reduce or increase the price of agege bread in d market, or will it infact send bukky to kirikiri prison?? *seriously confused*

guy abeg sit well jare!

Person wey see u go for don know instanta say u be confirm newbie!
If u like criticise my yoke, dat one no concern me o..unlike you, i av no probz with criticism on my thread, so ur criticism is most welcome!

still no comment

I'm surprised at d praises of som ppl on d jokes cos I'm still waitin for d joke in d whole epistle to hit me.can som1 pls tell me wher d funny part is

hottprince: I'm surprised at d praises of som ppl on d jokes cos I'm still waitin for d joke in d whole epistle to hit me.can som1 pls tell me wher d funny part is

i'm begining 2 get irritated, my frnd i'll apreciate it if u stop bein stup^id n exit my thread pls, thank u, n dnt fink of postin anyfin here again cuz it will probably be stup^id, thank u once again

bunmioguns:


must u comment @ all







bush Pig

Totally Ignored

dopeJemi:



ASUU GO STRIKE WHOEVER CURSE ME

That's the only joke there nah

Okay, where is the joke please? Its not in my boxers