**A guy boarded a bus to Agege from Oshodi and did not have any money on him he now thought of the trick to use.
    When the conductor demanded for his money when they got to Agege,he first pretended that he didn't hear but the senseless conductor instead of devising a peaceful way.Engaged the guy into a scuffle.The smart guy quickly fell down and started foaming.Pretending a leprousy.Immediately,people had gathered and beat the conductor mercilessly leaving him with wounds.
   When the guy now woke up.He dusted his clothe and when he saw the wounds of the poor boy;He laughed,and said"you,I have not touched and you are bleeding like this,what if I touch you;then you will faint.Who is this smart guy.Please,guess.
Sorry for the wrong title.Thanks for the observation.

If I picture d scenerio, i go laff tire. But, if not, i go just deh stare.

^yawns!!!! "Borrrrrrrrrrrrringg"

Wtf. someone with leprousy foaming at the mouth. wtf. its called epilepsy. duh

thats the most crappy joke i've heard in like forever.

The lack of proper english nd bad punctuation is the joke here ryte?

I suppose so too. The exact definition of a shitty joke.

Leppers dont foam? wats going on here? na wa ooo all in the name of cracking jokes
@ poster dont let leppers protest oooo very ugly sites dont u wonder how they would hold up their paper boards,

mimiko:

Leppers don't foam? wats going on here? na wa ooo all in the name of cracking jokes
@ poster don't let leppers protest oooo very ugly sites don't u wonder how they would hold up their paper boards,

cracking me uupp

@poster
and i deh pity u o.

aritole u again? *hmmm*

Sorry,that's a mistake of the year.Nairalanders