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Dave;a Green Snake Under D Green Grass. by Arrowman(m): 8:59pm On Sep 01, 2012
A wife decides to take her
husband to a strip club
for his birthday.
They arrive at the club
and the doorman says,
"Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and
asks if he's been to this
club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's
on my bowling team." When
they are seated, a
waitress asks Dave if he'd
like his usual and brings
over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming
increasingly uncomfortable
and
says,"How did she know
that you drink
Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies'
Bowling League, honey. We
share lanes with
them."
A stripper then comes
over to their table, throws
her arms around Dave,
and says "Hi Davey. Want
your usual table dance,
big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious,
grabs her purse and
storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots
her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the
door, he jumps in beside
her. He tries desperately
to explain how the
stripper must have
mistaken him for
someone else, but his wife
is having none of it. She is
screaming at him at the
top of her lungs, calling
him every name in the
book.
The cabby turns his head
and says, "Looks like you
picked up a real bitch
tonight, Dave."
Re: Dave;a Green Snake Under D Green Grass. by Thankme(f): 9:19pm On Sep 01, 2012
Wiser than u are Arrow MAN. Or wus it Sword u named yha self
Re: Dave;a Green Snake Under D Green Grass. by Nobody: 10:43pm On Sep 01, 2012
Stale joke
Re: Dave;a Green Snake Under D Green Grass. by fowowe411: 8:46am On Sep 04, 2012
*thumbs up*
Re: Dave;a Green Snake Under D Green Grass. by oderemo(m): 9:47am On Sep 04, 2012
thumbs down.
where is da joke.

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