Guardian
• Federal Agencies Run Without Heads
• North, South Rift Deepens Over Revenue
• APGA, ACN Win, Lose At Election Petition Tribunal
• Concern Over Veracity Of PIB Sent To NASS
• NDDC, Shell Empower 1, 620 Women With Skills, Grants
• Gunmen Kill Military Intelligence Personnel
• Makoko... Relocation Option Stokes Fresh Fears
• Maroko Evictees: Suffering In The Jaws Of Delayed Justice
• For 1004 Ex-Residents... No Smile Yet
• NAFDAC’s New Strategies For Effective Results
• Rivers State Shines At Nottinghill Carnival

Punch
• JTF soldiers to face trial for rape, murder, torture
• N5000 note: Civil groups prepare for mass protest
• Leakage: Security agencies fortify computer networks
• Suspect hides cocaine in roasted chicken
• Abductors of Bayelsa monarch reduce ransom to N15m
• Go to court, Amaechi tells ASUU
• ‘Nnaji’s successor must come from S’East’
• S’East roads claim 1,223 lives in two years
• Cultism: Bayelsa police to raid hotels
• New note negates CBN’s cashless policy — Lawyers
• Fake antibiotics, malaria drugs most common — NAFDAC

Sunday Tribune
• 2015: OBJ, IBB, PDP govs to float new party •Former govs, serving senators enlisted for power shift • We ‘ll wait before reacting -PDP
• Wayas advises Lamido to accept OBJ’s proposal
• 2 killed as ancient Bauchi wall collapses
• Insurgency: FG asked to investigate links between Nigeria, terrorists, foreign allies
• PDP set to reclaim S/West —Akpabio •Urged to sack party exco in Oyo
• Abducted Bayelsa monarch: Community goes spiritual, as kidnappers slash ransom to N15m
• N5000 note is policy somersault -Rhema Bishop
• Why we flew B787 to Abuja -Ethiopian Airlines
• Akpabio wants urgent reprieve for Bakassi returnees
• Imo LGAs: We ’ll stop allocation from federation account -Eguh
• Group kicks against replacing power minister with another Igbo
• Zamfara rape: 22-yr-old not raped by accused girls
• Plateau North senatorial candidate plans to initiate policy of
reconstruction
• Kaduna records 10 cases of polio virus
• Katsina govt receives relief materials from NEMA

Vanguard
• Man shoots son dead in failed ‘bullet proof’ charm test
• Bakassi goes spiritual to reclaim ceded territory
• Oil marketers move to avert fuel scarcity in Edo, Delta
• Tears as another Dana plane crash victim is buried
• Wife disappears for months, returns with ‘mystery baby’
• Kwara bans cutting of roads
• Amadi: Sunny Ade, Femi Kuti, Daddy Showkey, Salawa, others mourn
• Impeachment Threat: Reps don’t know what they are doing – Nzeribe

But wait o! Why don't this make front page?
I don't tink there's any topic worth making front page as much as this does!


If it was a pic of some unreasonable and meaningless people, one time its there!