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Re: Naija Fire Service by Migines(m): 8:43pm On Jan 08, 2008
. . . . <if only u knew>
Re: Naija Fire Service by kronkykay(m): 3:15am On Jan 09, 2008
like kicking your butt in public?
Re: Naija Fire Service by clemcykul(f): 10:06am On Jan 09, 2008
kronkayy if only u knew dat ur kpoff kpoff business is foldn u wouldnt be in nairaland grin
Re: Naija Fire Service by saucekid(m): 10:56am On Jan 09, 2008
alas,he doesnt know
Re: Naija Fire Service by nightnurse(f): 12:33pm On Jan 09, 2008
its like am going to inject all of you guys with vol.5 so u could all sleep and stop barking at each other
Re: Naija Fire Service by clemcykul(f): 12:49pm On Jan 09, 2008
who the hell are you
Re: Naija Fire Service by oziomatv(m): 3:03pm On Jan 09, 2008
clemcykul:

who the hell are you
Na my new babe be that ooo
Re: Naija Fire Service by oziomatv(m): 3:05pm On Jan 09, 2008
nightnurse:

its like am going to inject all of you guys with vol.5 so u could all sleep and stop barking at each other
thank you for defending me. these little boys wan kill their papa here since.
     but abeg do you care for a drink? e get one tombo joint wey dey near my house if you go get chance.
Re: Naija Fire Service by saucekid(m): 3:07pm On Jan 09, 2008
tombo joint
now this is getting interesting
Re: Naija Fire Service by oziomatv(m): 3:40pm On Jan 09, 2008
but I didn't invite you, the girl should come alone for easy flow.
Re: Naija Fire Service by saucekid(m): 3:43pm On Jan 09, 2008
theres always room for more
sharing is caring
Re: Naija Fire Service by oziomatv(m): 6:14pm On Jan 09, 2008
wait! wait!! wait!!! when una dey cruxify me for my bad jokes you no know sey sharing is caring akwa?
now fine girl done land for my rescue even to the extent of coming to my domot this weekend
na im you know sey sharing is caring mbanu odighi eme eme.
I kno how to handle am alone, na for tori you go hear am. Ina di ka ndi be nne gi.
Re: Naija Fire Service by nightnurse(f): 6:24pm On Jan 09, 2008
I hope there will be some places of NKWOBI too?
Re: Naija Fire Service by nightnurse(f): 6:25pm On Jan 09, 2008
I hope there will be some plates of NKWOBI too?
Re: Naija Fire Service by oziomatv(m): 6:26pm On Jan 09, 2008
Babe listen just confirm your comming for nkwobi it will be special made.
I think you dey drink tombo?
Re: Naija Fire Service by nightnurse(f): 7:02pm On Jan 09, 2008
yeah! so long as its overnight tombo
Re: Naija Fire Service by Migines(m): 7:14pm On Jan 09, 2008
U go like bla bla gan.
Re: Naija Fire Service by oziomatv(m): 7:16pm On Jan 09, 2008
Migines:

You go like bla bla gan.
I think no one teaches you manners in school, I get to do that now if you can't take causion.
Re: Naija Fire Service by oziomatv(m): 7:20pm On Jan 09, 2008
nightnurse:

yeah! so long as its overnight tombo

         Babe listen there this mamma okey joint, the smell of her peppersoup na die, di NKWOBI is NWANYI RIE TOO NKPURU.
                 Then later I go take you to where them de dance EGEDEGE or SURUGEDEE.
                           wetin you talk? If you dey come no wear drosu.
Re: Naija Fire Service by Migines(m): 7:21pm On Jan 09, 2008
U cudnt possibly be talking to me. Oh no! U cudnt.
Re: Naija Fire Service by oziomatv(m): 7:28pm On Jan 09, 2008
Boy go your mama must be looking for you.
Re: Naija Fire Service by nightnurse(f): 7:40pm On Jan 09, 2008
u wan make my pastor ban me from sitting in front of the church which one be no drus, i go wear drus + peteri grin
Re: Naija Fire Service by oziomatv(m): 7:44pm On Jan 09, 2008
If care is not taken you go even see your pastor wife there with another church member.
          anyway for not comming out without peteri
                 abeg make you wear that one wey be like catapotu.
                        for back ebi like sign of river niger and river benue.
Re: Naija Fire Service by Migines(m): 7:46pm On Jan 09, 2008
Talkative.
Re: Naija Fire Service by oziomatv(m): 7:50pm On Jan 09, 2008
if you wan join the party chance still boku,
but you go come with two babes one for me but don't let nightnurse know about it.
she dey prepare to come my house dis week-end
Re: Naija Fire Service by nightnurse(f): 8:29pm On Jan 09, 2008
@oziomatv

u don enter one chance this time
Re: Naija Fire Service by oziomatv(m): 8:46pm On Jan 09, 2008
babe how far now why you no dey show face again?





I hope she didn't read my thread.
Re: Naija Fire Service by nightnurse(f): 10:33am On Jan 10, 2008
see my face angry hope u like it
Re: Naija Fire Service by tjtj1(m): 3:12pm On Jan 10, 2008
Oziomaradio u talk alot, naw u type alot nd it creates disturbance undecided
Re: Naija Fire Service by Migines(m): 3:16pm On Jan 10, 2008
@tj
"0BIOMARADIO"
Re: Naija Fire Service by tjtj1(m): 3:25pm On Jan 10, 2008
Yea lol man. radio that announces who sews clothes. lmao
Re: Naija Fire Service by clemcykul(f): 3:42pm On Jan 10, 2008
lol miggs weve got anoda case of premature love on our hands chei!

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