A man once bought a lies dectecting machine into his duplex apartment which contains himself, his wife and the only child "Junior". On a fateful afternoon Junior had removed this machine from the family lounge(upstair) down to the guest room(downstair). He knew the machine will exposed him because his Dad always asked him of all the activities he has embarked on everyday in which whenever he tells lies the machine will just exposed him by giving him the most dirtiest slaps. Junior had been away from school to the cinema on this very day. Now listen to their conversations while the three(father, mother and Junior) were sitting. DAD:- Junior, where were you today? Did you stayed in the school throughout?. JUNIOR:- (very confident) yes dad, i stayed althrough the school hours studying very hard. (gbossh! gbosshh!!) as the machine slapped him. DAD:-( :- now tell me the truth junior or else........ JUNIOR :- sorry dad i left the school for the cinema to see some movies. DAD :- (very curious and furious) and what kindof movies would that be eehn? JUNIOR:- (starmmered) por.. Pornographic movies..... DAD:- (angry) whattt!? I'm finished, damn! When i was like this your age i did not even know of anything called pornographic movies talkless of seeing them. gbossh! gbossh!! (heavily slaps on his face). WIFE:- (finally came in as she bursted to laughter) bwhaahaaha! bwhaahaahaa!! So you people are the same? Then it really shows he is the true son of yours as the same blood runs in your veins. gbosssh! gbossssssshh!! gbossssshhh!!! (heavily slap on her useless face) as the three of them starred @ one another.

I just wish 2 of that machine was standing by ur side as u copy and past this junk u call joke. by now u should ve been telling us about ur eyes.

I am still trying to laugh


wait I'll be back

2 many Gbagauns

Na d OP be the biggest liar

dopeJemi: 2 many Gbagauns

why not bring out the gbagauns (as you have choosen to called it )?

Heymus: why not bring out the gbagauns (as you have choosen to called it )?

Now this is the gbagoun

Mtcheeeeeew! To all posters condemning

Heymus: why not bring out the gbagauns (as you have choosen to called it )?

1st:a lies detector
2nd:upstair n downstair

3rd:he knew d maching will [s][/s]exposed him

4th:d maching will just exposed him

5th:did u stayed in skul through out

6th:gbosshh gboosshh, dats nat d sound a slap makes

though it is copy and paste but still got its flavour

dopeJemi: 1st:a lies detector
2nd:upstair n downstair

3rd:he knew d maching will [s][/s]exposed him

4th:d maching will just exposed him

5th:did u stayed in skul through out

6th:gbosshh gboosshh, dats nat d sound a slap makes

okay broda, thanks for the notifications. But (1). Lies dectecting and lies dectector- depending on how you use them, dectecting can follow machine while it is not neccessary of using machine after the usage of dectector( it looks like tautology). (2). I don't know the prob. Wif ma usage of upstairs n downstairs. (3). Other ones i was just trying as much as possible to let it sound past tense. Lastly i av nt been slapped on my face before thats why i don't knw. Hw. it sounds anybody wif the experience should tell us.

@OP...who is now the biggest liar nw

bunmioguns: @OP...who is now the biggest liar nw

i just asked. Na you?

bunmioguns: @OP...who is now the biggest liar nw

i asked b4. Na you?

..na d person wey joke d joke lie pass.
Ask me how,n i wil tell u

[quote
author=Heymus]A man once bought a lies dectecting machine into his
duplex apartment which contains himself, his wife and the only child
"Junior". On a fateful
afternoon Junior had removed this machine from the family
lounge(upstair) down to the guest room(downstair). He knew the machine
will exposed him because his Dad always asked him of all the activities
he has embarked on everyday in which whenever he tells lies the machine
will just exposed him by giving him the most dirtiest slaps.
Junior had been away from school to the cinema on this very day. Now
listen to their conversations while the three(father, mother and Junior)
were sitting.
DAD:- Junior, where were you
today? Did you stayed in the school throughout?.
JUNIOR:- (very confident) yes dad, i stayed althrough the school hours
studying very hard. (gbossh! gbosshh!!) as the machine
slapped him. DAD:-( :- now tell me the truth junior
or else........ JUNIOR :- sorry dad i
left the school for the cinema to see some movies.
DAD :- (very curious and furious) and what
kindof movies would that be eehn? JUNIOR:-
(starmmered) por.. Pornographic movies..... DAD:-
(angry) whattt!? I'm finished, damn! When i was like this your age i did
not even know of anything called pornographic movies talkless of seeing
them. gbossh! gbossh!! (heavily
slaps on his face). WIFE:-
(finally came in as she bursted to laughter) bwhaahaaha! bwhaahaahaa!!
So you people are the same? Then it really shows he is the true son of
yours as the same blood runs in your veins. gbosssh!
gbossssssshh!! gbossssshhh!!! (heavily slap on her useless face) as the
three of them starred @ one another. [/quote]

so the woman actually cheats her husband... good to know