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"As Long As You're Asleep,"you Have A Job". by 365naijanews(m): 3:48pm On Sep 04, 2012
OKES! JOKES!! JOKES!!!
One of our co-worker went
missing for a few hours and
we tore up the place
looking for him.

The boss
finally found him fast asleep.



Rather than waking
him, he quietly placed a
note on the man's chest.:
"As long as you're asleep,
"You have a job". "But as
soon as you wake up, you're fired"
FANs, Should this Man Wake
up or continue Sleeping??
Share Your View Nairalander.

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Re: "As Long As You're Asleep,"you Have A Job". by dopeJemi: 3:57pm On Sep 04, 2012
hahahahahahahah, he shud just slip den pass der die grin
Re: "As Long As You're Asleep,"you Have A Job". by 365naijanews(m): 4:02pm On Sep 04, 2012
dopeJemi: hahahahahahahah, he shud just slip den pass der die grin

lol ma friend. Then h go walk up for heaven abe.
Re: "As Long As You're Asleep,"you Have A Job". by Mynd44: 4:46pm On Sep 04, 2012
And why is this in the romance section? Seriously you people need to take NL enhance exams
Re: "As Long As You're Asleep,"you Have A Job". by 365naijanews(m): 8:32pm On Sep 04, 2012
Mynd_44: And why is this in the romance section? Seriously you people need to take NL enhance exams

lol is that one new joke too
Re: "As Long As You're Asleep,"you Have A Job". by realsammie(m): 8:30am On Sep 05, 2012
thats wat i'll call sleeping unto the lord
Re: "As Long As You're Asleep,"you Have A Job". by dejoca(f): 12:48am On Jun 26, 2013
He shud Sleep
But not die

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