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Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by JojoArmani(m): 8:14pm On Sep 04, 2012
De management of Bin gbagbo Public toilet is rewarding their customer dis weekend.
Shi.t twice and get one free.
All de old and new customers re invited.

Sign Management
Jojo Armani Manager

for de new ones dat doesnt know about de public toilet shitiing rate call de manager for details. Thanks
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by bingbagbo(m): 8:31pm On Sep 04, 2012
* does sign of cross *

my business is fluorishing!! grin
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by JojoArmani(m): 8:37pm On Sep 04, 2012
bin gbagbo: * does sign of cross *

my business is fluorishing!! grin
A gud manager knows wat to do wit small business.

@bin we really need to extend the toilet, dis days customers always be on queue. But Thank God i control dem well, despite deir frown faces wen shitt hold dem.
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by Asabaman(m): 8:40pm On Sep 04, 2012
When did this start? because i was there 4 good tyms 2day and no discount. angry
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by larride(m): 8:43pm On Sep 04, 2012
Sorry Jojo, i now have my own toilet
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by bunmioguns(m): 8:46pm On Sep 04, 2012
*Clears throat and speaks to himself*. . . Dem go sabi me wella for dis toilet 2nyt..dis beans is really working mehn.......i must sh.it abt 6 times tonyt.....

*farts twice*
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by bingbagbo(m): 8:55pm On Sep 04, 2012
Jojo Armani: A gud manager knows wat to do wit small business.

@bin we really need to extend the toilet, dis days customers always be on queue. But Thank God i control dem well, despite deir frown faces wen shitt hold dem.




erm. . .i am bringing 500 chamber pots to the site tommorrow, to sort out the shittzing traffic. . .but those that will use the chambèr pots must pay twice the normal fèe. . .

@ larride, if we ever catch you here again èeh, u go chop ur shittz
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by larride(m): 8:56pm On Sep 04, 2012
Okay hon bin.
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by JojoArmani(m): 8:56pm On Sep 04, 2012
Asaba man: When did this start? because i was there 4 good tyms 2day and no discount. angry
de promo will start on weekend.
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by JojoArmani(m): 9:00pm On Sep 04, 2012
bin gbagbo:



erm. . .i am bringing 500 chamber pots to the site tommorrow, to sort out the shittzing traffic. . .but those that will use the chambèr pots must pay twice the normal fèe. . .

@ larride, if we ever catch you here again èeh, u go chop ur shittz
Ok bin noted.
dont mind larride he will still come he is used to public toilet.
Even her girl prettyE is still coming so he has many reasons to come even if not to shitt but to peep her.
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by JojoArmani(m): 9:06pm On Sep 04, 2012
bunmioguns: *Clears throat and speaks to himself*. . . Dem go sabi me wella for dis toilet 2nyt..dis beans is really working mehn.......i must sh.it abt 6 times tonyt.....

*farts twice*
bunmi dis one u ve been coming to de toilet since today esp dis nyt, I hope is not cos of de promo cos de promo will start on weekend o o o.
And our automatic fart detector detected u farted in de toilet. Please becareful to avoid embarassment.
*bunmi frown his face and left*
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by JojoArmani(m): 10:18pm On Sep 04, 2012
Viewing this topic: ebamma(m) and 1 guest(s)

Ebamma really wants to win promo o o is being long he is viewing dis topic.
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by Nobody: 12:22am On Sep 05, 2012
Jojo Armani: Ok bin noted.
dont mind larride he will still come he is used to public toilet.
Even her girl prettyE is still coming so he has many reasons to come even if not to shitt but to peep her.
carry your yeye promo go jhor!. I no longer use public toilet.
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by seunfly: 12:47am On Sep 05, 2012
Why una lyke 2 dey do lie lie promo lyke MTN Aeroplane Haaabaa!, i comot house for 1:35am midnigth just because of una promo only to see the toilet don full, now how i wan waka go back 2 my house go shit 4 my toilet as the thing don hold me. YEPAA
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by PoloYoung(m): 6:01am On Sep 05, 2012
Jojo i like this, i now have my own toilet but my have no rough so i must be their
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by Mynd44: 6:31am On Sep 05, 2012
Lolz
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by JojoArmani(m): 6:44am On Sep 05, 2012
seunfly: Why una lyke 2 dey do lie lie promo lyke MTN Aeroplane Haaabaa!, i comot house for 1:35am midnigth just because of una promo only to see the toilet don full, now how i wan waka go back 2 my house go shit 4 my toilet as the thing don hold me. YEPAA
oh sorry o. But de promo na from weekend. Plans have been made to reduce de shitting traffic. Thanks
PretiEbony: carry your yeye promo go jhor!. I no longer use public toilet.
wow am happy for u dat U NO LONGER USE PUBLIC TOILET. But even if not to come and shitt, just come cos some men petronise me cos of u.
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by seunfly: 7:14am On Sep 05, 2012
Jojo Armani: oh sorry o. But de promo na from weekend. Plans have been made to reduce de shitting traffic. Thanks. wow am happy for u dat U NO LONGER USE PUBLIC TOILET. But even if not to come and shitt, just come cos some men petronise me cos of u.
@jojo armani don't worry i will hold d shit till weekend cos i must use all my money wey u don chop all ds while, even MTN wey try am comot my name 4 dia promo @pretiEbony baby na u i trace go the toilet O, na because of u i became their customer. so pretiEbony no try leave O.
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by Nobody: 2:45pm On Sep 06, 2012
seunfly: @pretiEbony baby na u i trace go the toilet O, na because of u i became their customer. so pretiEbony no try leave O.
Go and use your toilet jhor!
Jojo Armani: wow am happy for u dat U NO LONGER USE PUBLIC TOILET. But even if not to come and shitt, just come cos some men petronise me cos of u.
hehe! U beta tell them to go back oo coz i won't be coming here again. By the way, do i know those men..??
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by larride(m): 3:44pm On Sep 06, 2012
Hon Jojo, you better mind your business, you wan dey use style dey wink my girl abi? U wan make i come bomb your toilet abi? mind your biz, oya sweetie prettyebony, make we go use our private toilet.
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by Mynd44: 4:02pm On Sep 06, 2012
This is getting interesting
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by bingbagbo(m): 4:04pm On Sep 06, 2012
Mynd_44: This is getting interesting


u wan shittz??
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by JojoArmani(m): 7:16pm On Sep 06, 2012
larride: Hon Jojo, you better mind your business, you wan dey use style dey wink my girl abi? U wan make i come bomb your toilet abi? mind your biz, oya sweetie prettyebony, make we go use our private toilet.
hahahahed laughing in past tense. Read her comment above ur last commet (hehe! U beta tell them to go back oo
coz i won't be coming here again. By
the way, do i know those men..??)and u re claiming dat she is ur . . . . . . . . Is it cos she said sorry to u dat day u poo on ur boxes.
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by JojoArmani(m): 7:22pm On Sep 06, 2012
Mynd_44: This is getting interesting

bin gbagbo:

u wan shittz??
he is waiting till weekend for de promo.
mynd there is still free bees for new comers.
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by Mynd44: 7:44pm On Sep 06, 2012
Una know me well. I want the promo oooo else I no go use toilet
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by larride(m): 7:45pm On Sep 06, 2012
Jojo Armani: hahahahed laughing in past tense. Read her comment above ur last commet (hehe! U beta tell them to go back oo
coz i won't be coming here again. By
the way, do i know those men..??)and u re claiming dat she is ur . . . . . . . . Is it cos she said sorry to u dat day u poo on ur boxes.

You want to run out of business abi?
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by JojoArmani(m): 7:49pm On Sep 06, 2012
Mynd_44: Una know me well. I want the promo oooo else I no go use toilet
just hold ur shitt small, weekend is around de cona.
But I hope u knows de shittting rules.
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by Nobody: 9:14pm On Sep 06, 2012
Jojo Armani: hahahahed laughing in past tense. Read her comment above ur last commet (hehe! U beta tell them to go back oo
coz i won't be coming here again. By
the way, do i know those men..??)and u re claiming dat she is ur . . . . . . . . Is it cos she said sorry to u dat day u poo on ur boxes.
Taaah!!! Just hold it right dia, don't misinterprete wat i said. U better send those womanizers away.
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by JojoArmani(m): 9:20pm On Sep 06, 2012
PretiEbony: Taaah!!! Just hold it right dia, don't misinterprete wat i said. U better send those womanizers away.
Hahahaha I was just quoting ur comments to one of de womanizers dat claims dat u re his wife.
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by Nobody: 11:03pm On Sep 06, 2012
Jojo Armani: Hahahaha I was just quoting ur comments to one of de womanizers dat claims dat u re his wife.
Go, visit ur zoo. [bush rat!!!]
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by JojoArmani(m): 5:57am On Sep 07, 2012
PretiEbony: Go, visit ur zoo. [bush rat!!!]
Noted.
So u think say u get mouth? You win 1-0
Re: Promo! Promo!! Promo!!! by larride(m): 12:25pm On Sep 07, 2012
Jojo Armani: Hahahaha I was just quoting ur comments to one of de womanizers dat claims dat u re his wife.

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