Dear ___,

Thank you for your letter rejecting my application for employment with your firm.

I have received rejections from an unusually large number of well qualified organizations. With such a varied and promising spectrum of rejections from which to select, it is impossible for me to consider them all. After careful deliberation, then, and because a number of firms have found me more unsuitable, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your rejection.

Despite your company’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my requirements at this time. As a result, I will be starting employment with your firm on the first of the month. Circumstances change and one can never know when new demands for rejection arise. Accordingly, I will keep your letter on file in case my requirements for rejection change.

Please do not regard this letter as a criticism of your qualifications in attempting to refuse me employment. I wish you the best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Yours Sincerely,

This is a very nice one. Thanks for sharing!

This is one is ten much, i will keep the link in my bookmark, thanks for sharing with us

lol

kiwibabe is that what happened to u?

lol. This is nice. Thanks!

I can't stop laughing. I think you should send it to them and resume work like you stated.

thats a very funny one, i wish you all good luck in getting more rejection of application from ya suitable firm, not too serious about that, you're already employed to my organisation.

wonderful

cool!!

men lol
job seekers give it a try and lets know what you get

Lmao, tht such a lovely one!, a cool joke

@diyobdw, appear for the place of employment and get ready to answer some questions in the name of stalking by the cops!

i need some one to try it 1st

Appreciate the advice.

Lmaooooooooooo na by force! I like his persistence tho
Maybe he will get the point when they reply him with a letter rejecting his rejection letter

That'll be a rejection letter rejection rejection letter!

that was so funny, honestly i've considered sending it to one or 2 people
lets see what happens, i'll keep u guys informed.

Guys, th

Kiwi, U really express ur self and i know ur buddy likes the Topic and i believe i will not missout if you give the second paragraph a second thought. My own experience is that of all the job scanned over two years now in the diaspora, none of the published ones was successful except the ones i make calls or from friends to get appointed in some multi-national company. Besides this is the only canker-worm the nation is to be delivered from -unempolyment and the ones in-charge cannot seems to reason with the qualified ones rather they create the avenue of imposing it to their relation/family

Hmmm, What a comic relief! I hope it doesn't go beyond that

cant stop laughing

This is hilarious. I'm sure the employers would be shocked at your guts.
But truly, one has got nothing to loose by sending this letter to them, you have been rejected already so what the heck.

This is a nice reply for an employer.but has any one tried it and whatwas d response?i would like to know.
tanx

someone really gutsy shd try this and keep us all posted!!!
wont it just hit the headlines , Rejected Applicant rejects Rejection!

lol

nutcase!

Na wa oooo! dis is quite coool.i hv a lot of bad heads to send dis to.dey should taste out of their own pie. pls let us hv more of dis.but sha i dey wait 4 who go 1st try am.

i just cracked my ribs
cant laff any longer

Kiwibabe

This post is a joke that was shared on the joke thread of this forum.
Try to be creative and do something good for yourself.

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Kiwibabe

This post is a joke that was shared on the joke thread of this forum.
Try to be creative and do something good for yourself.

And what do you mean by that?

How have I not been creative?

Of course this was a joke, nothing more,

Like that.

interesting! good thinking.keep it up