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Armani Zoo by JojoArmani(m): 7:56pm On Sep 05, 2012
Announcement

This is to inform all of u about the new Armani Zoo. the aim of opening dis zoo here is to enable most us dat re being addressed wit animal names, to have where they belong.

i noticed dat de way most people call their fellow NL animal and it gives me much concern thats why I decided to open de zoo here to feed those animals.

so next time u call people animal's name, please specify de kind of animal to enable me to seperate de animal.

BUSH PIG is more now in de zoo.
Anoda animal please.
Re: Armani Zoo by bunmioguns(m): 8:01pm On Sep 05, 2012
*pisses on d OP's head*
Re: Armani Zoo by Chokolee(m): 8:21pm On Sep 05, 2012
**Gave the poster a very hot punch on the left eye**
Re: Armani Zoo by Mynd44: 8:42pm On Sep 05, 2012
Is this supposed to be funny or something?
Re: Armani Zoo by larride(m): 10:15pm On Sep 05, 2012
Jojo, you are a k-legged elephant
Re: Armani Zoo by JojoArmani(m): 6:53am On Sep 06, 2012
noted
Re: Armani Zoo by mormoni(m): 7:51am On Sep 06, 2012
jojo u ar a bush rat
Re: Armani Zoo by bingbagbo(m): 8:09am On Sep 06, 2012
locks larride up into the zoo angry
Re: Armani Zoo by mormoni(m): 8:11am On Sep 06, 2012
bin gbab, ur name is synonymous with baboon. So u ar a baboon
Re: Armani Zoo by mormoni(m): 8:12am On Sep 06, 2012
bin gbabo, ur name is synonymous with baboon. So u ar a baboon
Re: Armani Zoo by Nobody: 8:13am On Sep 06, 2012
Jojo! you two headed earth worm!
Re: Armani Zoo by JojoArmani(m): 12:49pm On Sep 06, 2012
bin gbagbo: locks larride up into the zoo angry
ok but under which animal cage will I do dat.
Re: Armani Zoo by toygod2: 12:53pm On Sep 06, 2012
lol......BUSH PIG don plenti inside
Re: Armani Zoo by JojoArmani(m): 12:54pm On Sep 06, 2012
mormoni: bin gbabo, ur name is synonymous with baboon. So u ar a baboon
Lolzzz....... It sounds tru.
*Looks him up.*
New Baboon in my zoo. Tourist take note.
Re: Armani Zoo by larride(m): 3:54pm On Sep 06, 2012
Can i see the new barboon?
Re: Armani Zoo by JojoArmani(m): 7:25pm On Sep 06, 2012
larride: Can i see the new barboon?
becareful o o is an old and ugly baboon. He too dey vex.

Follow right, walk small
turn left den
walk straight down to de extreme.
U will see a land, and there is a gutter beside de land.
Jump de gutter
u will see a roundabout.
**** picks a calls(am talking on de phone)**** pls brb.
Re: Armani Zoo by larride(m): 7:37pm On Sep 06, 2012
Jojo Armani: becareful o o is an old and ugly baboon. He too dey vex.

Follow right, walk small
turn left den
walk straight down to de extreme.
U will see a land, and there is a gutter beside de land.
Jump de gutter
u will see a roundabout.
**** picks a calls(am talking on de phone)**** pls brb.

what the hell is this rubbish? I'm going to another zoo
Re: Armani Zoo by Nobody: 8:52pm On Sep 06, 2012
Names of speciall zoo animals grin grin grin
Mugulo =Muntjac tongue
Larride= Laughing-thrush tongue tongue

Toygod= Toygoat angry angry



Re: Armani Zoo by JojoArmani(m): 8:58pm On Sep 06, 2012
~vicky~:
Names of speciall zoo animals grin grin grin
Mugulo =Muntjac tongue
Larride= Laughing-thrush tongue tongue

Toygod= Toygoat angry angry



Wow. . . . Thanks for dis special animals. Esp dat LAUGHING THRUSH. People go pay wella to view dat animal laughing.
Re: Armani Zoo by larride(m): 12:31pm On Sep 07, 2012
~vicky~:
Names of speciall zoo animals grin grin grin
Mugulo =Muntjac tongue
Vicky = Laughing-thrush tongue tongue

Toygod= Toygoat angry angry




SO TRUE grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Armani Zoo by toygod2: 12:50pm On Sep 07, 2012
~vicky~(f): ~vicky~(f): ~vicky~(f):

Wotsup wit dis nauseated attention seeker?
Pls,i dnt do ur type.....u nor join
Re: Armani Zoo by Nobody: 1:56am On Sep 08, 2012
mormoni: jojo u ar a BUSH RAT
grin grin grin
Re: Armani Zoo by larride(m): 8:22pm On Sep 08, 2012
Where is this zoo keeper? I wan see that new baboon
Re: Armani Zoo by JojoArmani(m): 9:42pm On Sep 08, 2012
larride: Where is this zoo keeper? I wan see that new baboon
again? Pls not now maybe leta
Re: Armani Zoo by larride(m): 9:55pm On Sep 08, 2012
Jojo Armani: again? Pls not now maybe leta

He be like say you no dey serious with this your work. mtchews
Re: Armani Zoo by JojoArmani(m): 10:21pm On Sep 08, 2012
larride:

He be like say you no dey serious with this your work. mtchews
dis one u ve been coming here always to see dis new baboon, re u sure u re not ................ ***talking to self*** let dis guy no get my baboon pregnant ooo
Re: Armani Zoo by larride(m): 10:29pm On Sep 08, 2012
Jojo Armani: dis one u ve been coming here always to see dis new baboon, re u sure u re not ................ ***talking to self*** let dis guy no get my baboon pregnant ooo


CHURCH RAT
Re: Armani Zoo by JojoArmani(m): 11:07pm On Sep 08, 2012
larride:


CHURCH RAT
HAhahahahahahahahaha No vex bro.

**talkin in my mind** Thank God dis guy don vex make him no dey come here again dey ask me about dis new baboon.
Re: Armani Zoo by larride(m): 12:28am On Sep 09, 2012
Jojo Armani: HAhahahahahahahahaha No vex bro.

**talkin in my mind** Thank God dis guy don vex make him no dey come here again dey ask me about dis new baboon.

Make i dey go my joint

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